Dont touch my..um chest!

[ButterflieRJ]

"As if you can grow/shrink them at will or something."

That was QUITE amusing.  Sometimes I wish that were doable

To the OP: YIKES!!!!!  Some people... :shakes head:  I just don't know what else to say!

[kingsrings]

I'm so sorry you've had to deal with that ... How RUDE!

Mine are the original issue, a bit on the huge side,  and I've had similar experiences, people want to know if they're real. Many times I've had to say, "Yes, they're mine."  Although once upon a time I told one guy that they were my mother's and I had to have them back by morning.     Sometimes I am so temped to ask people to let me feel theirs FIRST.  Then there was the time I was really rude...

Him: "Mind if I touch your chest?"
Me:   "Mind if I slap your face?"

I'm in the same situation as you and will have to use that one sometime. Someone once told me that I had no right to get insulted over comments and other inappropriate stuff made about my chest because what else did I expect given their size. Mine are natural, not unneccessary implants, and I think that I still have the right to be treated decently.

Sweet monkey fritters!???  You have every right to feel insulted if someone makes rude/inappropriate comments to you!    People are so dense sometimes, "If you don't want to get comments you shouldn't have a big chest!"  As if you can grow/shrink them at will or something.  Of course you have the right to be treated decently!

okay, small rant over...  people just really tick me off sometimes...  

POD. I never dress indecently, but I'm not going to go around wearing Hefty-bag like tops either just because I have a big chest, especially since the rest of my body is average-size.

[newmomma]

I will have to admit, I've always wondered what they felt like.  However I have never asked somebody if I could cop a feel.

I too, have a buxom chest, especially now that I am pregnant.  I was a 34H, and I've gone up a cup size or 2.  I have to get custom made bras, because nothing else will fit me. 

When I worked as a waitress, one of my female co-workers would ask to cop a feel out of them.  I completely killed ANY future approaches by ANYONE, by saying in a confidential whisper "omigod are you a lesbian?".  Then after she got the confused stunned look on her face, I said in a normal tone  "You are!  I never knew you were a lesbian!  How come you didn't tell anybody?  That would have been a great way to stop that perv that was stalking you!  That's so great that you are comfortable with who you are sexually."  I'm getting louder and louder at this point, and she's starting to stammer that she wasn't, she had a boyfriend and merely wanted a feel.  At this point, people had started looking over their newspapers.  "Well, your homosexuality is perfectly fine with me.  I'm so happy that you felt comfortable to let your lesbianism out in the open for everybody.  That's so brave of you!  However you should know that I'm a heterosexual, so unfortunately we wouldn't work out.  Thanks for the offer, though.  I'm flattered."  I went back to my work, and left her standing there.  No one EVER brought it up to me again. 

All that to say, that it made me feel like an absolute freak, and I did NOT appreciate that.  I'm sorry that people are so insensitive and rude to you.  I hope you can find the perfect stinging reply to everyone who feels like they can treat you like a mannequin.

Edited because I am a dork, and didn't copy and paste all of my post into the reply box.

[sotadragon]

"As if you can grow/shrink them at will or something."

That was QUITE amusing.  Sometimes I wish that were doable

Thanks!   

[Suze]

Question --- Are they "real"

Answer --- of course they are real.  (they just don't have to be told that they are "real silicon" or whatever it is that they are made out of)

Answer ---- Nope-- Just a figment of your imagenation.  They will disappear in about 5 minutes.


Of course I think that people who ask questions like that deserve an "I'm Stupid" sign, that way you could avoid them.

Suze

[Cyndi]

Newmomma, I just spit milk all over my monitor! *roflmao*

[Sterling]

I had a reduction and people alwyas want to see my scars.  We are talking co-workers that I am not that close to but they want a reduction and are scared of scarring.  they also ask personal questions about what it feels like to have them touched during sex.  I always just stare at them.

[HogwartsAlum]

There's a story in one of my anthology books, Pulphouse or something like that, and I can't remember the author, called "Savage Breasts."  It's about a woman whose breasts beat the crap out of people who try to touch them.  She finally meets a man whom they like and the four of them live happily ever after.

I laughed so hard when I first read that I almost wet my pants.

[supotco]

Here's a shirt I think you gals would like: http://www.warehouse23.com/item.html?id=SP1004BXL
 

haha I love it!

I used to have one which read 'All this and brains too'.

[HogwartsAlum]

Here's a shirt I think you gals would like: http://www.warehouse23.com/item.html?id=SP1004BXL
 

haha I love it!

I used to have one which read 'All this and brains too'.

Oh that made me remember....I used to have one that said "Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear."

[VorFemme]

I saw a t-shirt several years ago that said "Yes, These ARE My Brains" in large letters and in smaller lettering "Now you know why I'm so smart!"

As wife to the instructor for the junior college class that was socializing at our house after finishing finals - I almost stuffed a napkin in my face to keep from giggling.............

I should have asked where she got it so that I could have gotten one for myself!

[Venus193]

This was so funny on Seinfeld that I thought that someone should have come up with a T-shirt that says:

They're real, and they're spectacular.

[hobish]

This was so funny on Seinfeld that I thought that someone should have come up with a T-shirt that says:

They're real, and they're spectacular.

BWWAAAAA HAAA HAAAA!!!!! YES! Venus, that is great.

[Suze]

on a t-shirt back in 1977 -- two King Tut masks and the words "Don't touch my Tut's" (OK - I'm ancient)

On a t-shirt -- Two radio dials and the words "Don't touch my dials - I'm perfectly adjusted"

[Venus193]

Hey, I hate to admit it, but I remember those, too.