Dont touch my..um chest!

[jfulle5]

Ok so this is basically the same as the "dont touch my hair" thread but a way way different body past. I had a full bilateral mystectomy at the age of 20 and since then I have had 2 reconstructive surgery. I dont typically tell people the back story of why I have breast implants but people eventually find out I have them. I have noticed the strangest thing though, people love to touch them. Girls who want implants ask to feel them, people who are curious want to feel them and then my friends want to feel them. So why do people think that just because they arent real that all of a sudden they are fair game? I'll tell people no but then THEY seem to be offended. Seriously what is wrong with people?

[Cyndi]

People do that?!

I'm sorry about the mastectomy...but my God I'd be extremely offended if people messed with me that way!

[jfulle5]

I think it's because of my age, I'm in college, and I don't explain the situation so people just assume I did it for vanity reasons.

[Lisbeth]

Idiots out there think that there is no such thing as personal boundaries and that every person's body is their property.

I'd respond to requests to touch you in intimate places by saying, "No."  Lather, rinse, repeat.

If someone tries to do it without your permission, you can claim assault or remove their hands from your body in self-defense.

[jfulle5]

It's typically when I wear a v-neck (which is rarely) and I've only girls so far ask me. But when my friends ask "come on just the top, I can see it anyway!" Then it gets akward. I know it's the strangest thing.

[Venus193]

You simply say "Nol I don't want to be touched."  Lather, rinse, repeat.  They will get tired of hearing you say that.

[Reika]

Wouldn't it be considered sexual harassment if someone keeps persisting in touching a woman's chest despite her telling them no? If so you may want to use that route if telling people no and shoving their hands off, or walking away doesn't work.

[Pixie]

I'm so sorry you've had to deal with that ... How RUDE!

Mine are the original issue, a bit on the huge side,  and I've had similar experiences, people want to know if they're real. Many times I've had to say, "Yes, they're mine."  Although once upon a time I told one guy that they were my mother's and I had to have them back by morning.     Sometimes I am so temped to ask people to let me feel theirs FIRST.  Then there was the time I was really rude...

Him: "Mind if I touch your chest?"
Me:   "Mind if I slap your face?"

[Sirius]

Although once upon a time I told one guy that they were my mother's and I had to have them back by morning.   

I like that answer.  Mine have always been on the large size, too, and back when I was in high school mine were among the largest around.  I got asked all the time if they were real.  My older sis also got the same thing, but she's much quicker than I am, and she'd say things like, "Are what real?" or "Well, I don't know.  Are yours?"  She had a rather coarse one for guys, regarding a part of their anatomy we gals don't have, but she said it was guaranteed that any guy who asked her if her "girls" were real never asked her again.  I was never that courageous.

[Peaches737]

Hee hee.  Nice comebacks.  I have a GF, and collegue of mine that is very buxom, had a reduction, (still DD, not 100 pounds, and four foot eleven).  I had worked with her for three years, and have a great relationship with her before I could ask-----"Slap me if you want to, tell me to back off, but, holy cow girlfriend, how big were they before??"

Poor baby still looks like she's going to tip over.

I have to give her that she is the epitome of smartbutt, and always has the comebacks for the pervy guys.  I guess it's a coping skill.

[Musicwoman]

People want to...?  Sorry, words have just failed me.  Really, there is nothing I can say to properly reflect how wrong that is on every level.

What are these morons THINKING???  Oh, clearly they aren't.  I'm sure you're just thrilled to have random nosy strangers asking if they can...

Dear god, please tell me that you've not encountered someone who thought he (or she) could just come up and start groping without even asking...

[Lunadiana75]

I uhh..ummm I uhhhh..I don't know...I uhhhh. Oh oh oh.

That want to what?  With your what what?  Were they raised by wolves?  I can't even begin to understand how anyone could possibly even THINK of asking that question.  There's a couple times I will allow someone near that area.  One is at the doctor's, the other shouldn't be mentioned in mixed comapny. 

Maybe you should start telling people "Only if you buy me dinner first". 

[Oxymoroness]

Ok so this is basically the same as the "dont touch my hair" thread but a way way different body past. I had a full bilateral mystectomy at the age of 20 and since then I have had 2 reconstructive surgery. I dont typically tell people the back story of why I have breast implants but people eventually find out I have them. I have noticed the strangest thing though, people love to touch them. Girls who want implants ask to feel them, people who are curious want to feel them and then my friends want to feel them. So why do people think that just because they arent real that all of a sudden they are fair game? I'll tell people no but then THEY seem to be offended. Seriously what is wrong with people?

Hey, just because their adopted, they're still yours!

I've had a few curious hands on my person due to the fact that my ... ahem ... cups overfloweth. In those cases my response is made with a knee or elbow.

As fun as comebacks can be I'd still continue to say "no". Failing that you could always tell them that you don't get commission from the manufacter for sales or demonstrations, so no, they can't touch.

[VorFemme]

I represent that remark..........mine are "home grown".  You may have heard the joke about everythings bigger in Texas?

But the only ones who handle them besides me are my husband, any babies being breast fed (all now weaned), and medical personnel.  Oh - and a bra fitter when I am shopping at a store that has that service................but SHE asks first, as do the medical personnel.

Anyone else risks a verbal slapdown if not a physical one.

It doesn't matter if God, Mother Nature, or a surgeon put them on my chest - they are PRIVATE.

[jfulle5]

Maybe you should start telling people "Only if you buy me dinner first". 

haha I love this one. You would be surprised when it comes up. I was in a local boutique that is ran by college girls and my friend mentioned I couldn't fit in one shirt because of "the girls" when the girl helping us asked if they were real. I said no and then she squeeked and said she's always wanted "some" and asked if she could touch. I'm not a walking public service...