Dont touch my..um chest!

[girlmusic]

I am also well endowed in that area (homegrown variety) and that would make me nuts too. Maybe don't answer the question about their origin? When someone asks "are they real?" say something like "only my doctor can tell" or "that is none of your business" or even "are YOURS?" or "that is a very intimate question, are you coming on to me?" or "are you deliberately rude or is that just a bad pickup line?".

It doesn't matter if they are natural or artifical - they are a permanent part of your body and only you get to say who can and cannot touch them. As we often remind ourselves here on EHell, "NO" is a complete sentence.

[MissRose]

I get alot of stares from men as i am overly well endowed...

I often am tempted to say look me in the eyes dont go staring at my chest.... and one of my best friends who is male (he considers me as his big sister in terms of age even though we arent related)... He and I went as friends to a club during my visit (a place where you better not be wearing casual clothes and trainers) and this one guy kept trying to grab at my chest & i wasnt totally aware of it happening (i was a bit drunk and my friend was looking after me as I was on vacation in his country)... and he got the manager to throw the guy out that was being rude to me and my friend told me later he wouldve hurt the guy badly if he hadnt gotten tossed out by the management.

[Twik]

You know, I think a lot of what's wrong with people's thought processes these days is that the polite people are, well, too polite to actually make the rudies realize what they've done. It's like the burden of the rudeness is laid on the victims, who feel they must either comply with something outrageous, or somehow distract the other person without hurting their feelings - "Would I let a mere acquaintance grope my chest out of idle curiosity? Er, um - Oh look over there! A puppy!"

I think any such request is a prime candidate for the Icy Glare (tm). If that doesn't work, perhaps a quiet comment "No. I can't believe you actually said that." If they still persist, I see nothing wrong with getting up and walking away wordlessly. I think they have to realize how they offended you by treating you as if you have no boundaries, not the other way around.

[sotadragon]

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[mddg4]

  I have the same problem, my friends swear the boob fairy liked me a little too much and kept coming back. I however must admit that my warped sense of humor loves the attention sometimes. I have a true botechelli figure (think extreme hourglass 100%natural), but I usually dress conservativly. One day while coming out of the gym in my (very baggy) sweats, a boorish guy pushed me saying "out of the way fatso"! My feelings being severly hurt. So, I showed up the next day in a pair of bongo jeans and my bodice of mens doom showing said figure to great advantage. Watched said boor run into the water fountain and then into wall . Watched many men that day run into walls, fall up & down stairs, and trip over girlfriends. EGO RESTORED! My friends walking with me about blew a gasket, they were laughing so hard.

Running amok & causing Mayhem

[LadyJaneinMD]

It's typically when I wear a v-neck (which is rarely) and I've only girls so far ask me. But when my friends ask "come on just the top, I can see it anyway!" Then it gets akward. I know it's the strangest thing.

Awkward?  After a remark like that, I feel that you are perfectly justified in saying, 'WHAT KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
(loudly)     Let them feel awkward, and you walk away, vindicated.

[Lunadiana75]

My girls are also on the developed side of things.  I have had scores of men talk to them instead of me over the years.  I have named them and introduce them now when men can't seem to bring their eyes north.  "Hi, I'm Luna, this is Harold and Maude, we're pleased to meet you". 

Sometimes I get so fed up I just snap my fingers and yell "Hey hey, eyes!" while pointing to my eyes.

[gwennan]

Being on the buxom side myself, I can relate!  My dear hubby got me a button awhile back that reads "I have a nice pair of eyes, too!"

(I generally wear it on the inside of my laced-up renaissance bodice so I can flip it outwards at the appropriate viewers.... )

[kingsrings]

I'm so sorry you've had to deal with that ... How RUDE!

Mine are the original issue, a bit on the huge side,  and I've had similar experiences, people want to know if they're real. Many times I've had to say, "Yes, they're mine."  Although once upon a time I told one guy that they were my mother's and I had to have them back by morning.     Sometimes I am so temped to ask people to let me feel theirs FIRST.  Then there was the time I was really rude...

Him: "Mind if I touch your chest?"
Me:   "Mind if I slap your face?"

I'm in the same situation as you and will have to use that one sometime. Someone once told me that I had no right to get insulted over comments and other inappropriate stuff made about my chest because what else did I expect given their size. Mine are natural, not unneccessary implants, and I think that I still have the right to be treated decently.

[hobish]

I've actually had several people i know - and a few of them none too well - if i wanted see and/or touch their ... um ... adoptees.

...and, yes, i always did.

 i am surprised that so many people are surprised that people want to see or touch them (implants anyway). ASKING to if not offered is rude, and a little strange. For that matter offering is a little strange, but i've defnitely gotten an idea what implants are like now.



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[VorFemme]

  One day while coming out of the gym in my (very baggy) sweats, a boorish guy pushed me saying "out of the way fatso"! My feelings being severly hurt. So, I showed up the next day in a pair of bongo jeans and my bodice of mens doom showing said figure to great advantage. Watched said boor run into the water fountain and then into wall . Watched many men that day run into walls, fall up & down stairs, and trip over girlfriends.

**snerk**

Men can be so.........distractable. 

At almost fifty, I no longer feel the need to mess with the minds and hormones of young men like this........not that it wasn't fun when I was in college and even graduate school classes........

Did you make sure that the idjit knew that his chances of *ever* dating you were worse than those of Phoenix, Arizona being covered by a glacier in the next six weeks??  I mean - you KNOW his "true colors" and they are those of the Big Mouthed Jerk.

[sotadragon]

I'm so sorry you've had to deal with that ... How RUDE!

Mine are the original issue, a bit on the huge side,  and I've had similar experiences, people want to know if they're real. Many times I've had to say, "Yes, they're mine."  Although once upon a time I told one guy that they were my mother's and I had to have them back by morning.     Sometimes I am so temped to ask people to let me feel theirs FIRST.  Then there was the time I was really rude...

Him: "Mind if I touch your chest?"
Me:   "Mind if I slap your face?"

I'm in the same situation as you and will have to use that one sometime. Someone once told me that I had no right to get insulted over comments and other inappropriate stuff made about my chest because what else did I expect given their size. Mine are natural, not unneccessary implants, and I think that I still have the right to be treated decently.

Sweet monkey fritters!???  You have every right to feel insulted if someone makes rude/inappropriate comments to you!    People are so dense sometimes, "If you don't want to get comments you shouldn't have a big chest!"  As if you can grow/shrink them at will or something.  Of course you have the right to be treated decently!

okay, small rant over...  people just really tick me off sometimes...  

[Betsy]

(think extreme hourglass 100%natural)

I too suffer from this  While I was interning I dressed like a professional woman (button downs, dress pants, heels) only to discover that all of my male coworkers had issues concentrating... So I switched to baggy/bulky sweaters.. and amazingly the problem disappeared

DH likes those more on me anyway he says he likes the suspense 

As a side note is an hourglass figure really so rare these days? I got sized for my wedding dress and the saleslady said "gee Ive never sized a perfect hourglass before" :: head desk::

[lilaenne]

I'd guess that a natural perfect hourglass has always been pretty rare, and now that corsets aren't everyday wear...