Dont touch my..um chest!

[Clara Bow]

I've got a rack myself (triple D, and anyone who would like to have some boobs made should see me first, I will donate cup sizes!) and they are homegrown. They sprang up FAST in highschool and people have been acting like the meaning of life was going to come out of them at any moment. I was in a large national chain electronics retailer years ago and the idiot helping me (a guy) kept directing all of his comments on the radio I was looking at to the "ladies out front". I finally leaned down until I caught his eye and said, "Excuse me there buddy, they don't have ears and aren't interested in what kind of radio I buy. Could you please talk to my face from now on?" I thought he was going to burst into flames....teehee.
Yes I have had people want to touch them, I was actually felt up by the great Lady Chablis at Club One in Savannah. She loved 'em! Weirdest experience of my life....

[Oxymoroness]

As a side note is an hourglass figure really so rare these days? I got sized for my wedding dress and the saleslady said "gee Ive never sized a perfect hourglass before" :: head desk::

Apparently. I'm also a perfect hourglass and shopping is a nightmare. One of these days I really ought to learn how to sew.

[Pixie]

Okay, this was so rude, but I was so angry..... After a blind date years ago, I sent the guy home with one of my (cheaper) bras and 2 balloons, I had put them in a bpaper bag.  I told him.... I  thought you'd enjoy these as you're obviously not interested in ME."

[MadMadge43]

I've actually experience the opposite situation. Whenever a casual acquaintance gets her breasts done she always thinks it's perfectly acceptable to whip them out like they're party favors. And more than once have said, you can touch them if you want to.

umm, really didn't want to see them let alone touch them. but thanks for the offer.

I'm sure these people are the reason other well meaning people think it's ok to ask.

[Venus193]

Yes I have had people want to touch them, I was actually felt up by the great Lady Chablis at Club One in Savannah. She loved 'em! Weirdest experience of my life....

By the gods!  This sounds beyond weird.

[Clara Bow]

She told me that I had gorgeous boobs and she wished she could grow some like that, next thing I know she had her hands on them to see if they were real or if I was passing her a line...it was pretty funny, she didn't mean to offend, she's just very casual like that. The drag queens loved my boobs, but she was the only one who decided to get her grope on...strange, huh?

[Venus193]

That is rather bizarre.  After having seen her in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil there are a lot of questions I would ask her.

[Clara Bow]

I met her far before the movie, shortly after the book. She really is a gem, very outspoken though. If you offend easily...well....
What's funny is she is actually a lot prettier than she looked in the movie, and she didn't look bad in the movie...unbelievable!

[Venus193]

This isn't really a subject for this forum, but drag queens who are this effective make me very uncomfortable because they are better women than I will ever be.