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Hushabye

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Re: Random Thread
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2009, 01:56:15 PM »
If the square root of 25 is 5, what's the square root of a potato?

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« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2009, 04:02:35 PM »
Ooooooo........shiny!

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« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2009, 06:12:39 PM »
Meow.

Miss Vertigo

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« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2009, 07:29:33 AM »
Mmmmm, Pringles. Omnomnomnom.

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« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2009, 07:38:50 AM »
Badgers can't be choosers

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« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2009, 07:50:50 AM »
It's the egg of mind-numbing inevitibility

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« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2009, 07:54:25 AM »
It was nearly midnight before we scraped Uncle Harry off the dining-room table.
Words mean things.

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« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2009, 07:56:42 AM »
It's the egg of mind-numbing inevitibility

Ha!

I am the nemesis of the vole.   ;)


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« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2009, 08:54:40 AM »
Then I thought the only way to solve this, I have to run at my doppelgänger, then we will be fused forever. So I ran full-tilt at it, and just before I got there I realised it was the highly polished side of the cheese counter.

And to depart from Bill Bailey. . .

Eenie meenie macaraca
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Miss Vertigo

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« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2009, 08:59:02 AM »
Then I thought the only way to solve this, I have to run at my doppelgänger, then we will be fused forever. So I ran full-tilt at it, and just before I got there I realised it was the highly polished side of the cheese counter.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Ah, we could do this all day, y'know.

ps: I am Zebedee, Lord Of The Woods.

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« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2009, 09:09:18 AM »
I now present to you: Perkele, the Happy Hedgehog.

P.S. Sounds like a giant breaking a twig. ;)

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« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2009, 09:13:17 AM »

P.S. Sounds like a giant breaking a twig. ;)

"This one's a little bit long..."

 ;D

(seriously, don't get me started; I'll be here all day)

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Re: Random Thread
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2009, 09:13:50 AM »
two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.

Surrealist knock knock joke.

Who is there?

Knock knock?

Lobster

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Re: Random Thread
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2009, 11:43:38 AM »
Bow down snail, I have dominion!

Miss Vertigo

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« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2009, 12:02:28 PM »
Bow down snail, I have dominion!

And carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you?!

The duck lies shredded in a pancake, soaking in the hoisin of your lies.

*nods*

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