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Hushabye

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« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2009, 12:56:15 PM »
If the square root of 25 is 5, what's the square root of a potato?
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Miss Misery

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« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2009, 03:02:35 PM »
Ooooooo........shiny!
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Ashe311

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« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2009, 05:12:39 PM »
Meow.
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Miss Vertigo

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« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2009, 06:29:33 AM »
Mmmmm, Pringles. Omnomnomnom.
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Elessarion

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« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2009, 06:38:50 AM »
Badgers can't be choosers
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caslyn

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« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2009, 06:50:50 AM »
It's the egg of mind-numbing inevitibility
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Giggity

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« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2009, 06:54:25 AM »
It was nearly midnight before we scraped Uncle Harry off the dining-room table.
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Miss Vertigo

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« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2009, 06:56:42 AM »
Quote from: caslyn on February 04, 2009, 06:50:50 AM
It's the egg of mind-numbing inevitibility

Ha!

I am the nemesis of the vole.   ;)

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caslyn

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« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2009, 07:54:40 AM »
Then I thought the only way to solve this, I have to run at my doppelgänger, then we will be fused forever. So I ran full-tilt at it, and just before I got there I realised it was the highly polished side of the cheese counter.

And to depart from Bill Bailey. . .

Eenie meenie macaraca
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Miss Vertigo

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« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2009, 07:59:02 AM »
Quote from: caslyn on February 04, 2009, 07:54:40 AM
Then I thought the only way to solve this, I have to run at my doppelgänger, then we will be fused forever. So I ran full-tilt at it, and just before I got there I realised it was the highly polished side of the cheese counter.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Ah, we could do this all day, y'know.

ps: I am Zebedee, Lord Of The Woods.
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Ferrets

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« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2009, 08:09:18 AM »
I now present to you: Perkele, the Happy Hedgehog.

P.S. Sounds like a giant breaking a twig. ;)
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Miss Vertigo

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« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2009, 08:13:17 AM »
Quote from: WolfieSara on February 04, 2009, 08:09:18 AM

P.S. Sounds like a giant breaking a twig. ;)

"This one's a little bit long..."

 ;D

(seriously, don't get me started; I'll be here all day)
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bigozzy

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« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2009, 08:13:50 AM »
two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.

Surrealist knock knock joke.

Who is there?

Knock knock?

Lobster
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caslyn

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« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2009, 10:43:38 AM »
Bow down snail, I have dominion!
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Miss Vertigo

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« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2009, 11:02:28 AM »
Quote from: caslyn on February 04, 2009, 10:43:38 AM
Bow down snail, I have dominion!

And carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you?!

The duck lies shredded in a pancake, soaking in the hoisin of your lies.

*nods*

 ;D
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