.... so he was obviously picking on you because he liked you and fully expected you to defenestrate the irritant.
Am I the only one here who had to look up the word defenestrate?
I love that word - or I should say Snarky and Evil love that word.
They just threatened the embroidery machine (and there's a cement driveway under the second story sewing room - they could DO IT, easily) if she didn't start behaving herself and embroider properly. SHE just came back from a three week stay at the sewing & embroidery machine spa! Snarky and Evil had plans and the spa trip took priority on the budget.
That was cases of chocolate bunnies (especially if you wait until the day after Easter)!