I was really tired this morning and it was a bit chilly, so I didn't get into the pool before we left for the party. No problem. The party was at a park with a water park, which also has a regular pool. I figured once we got the kids settled, mom could keep an eye on my kids and I could do my laps. It was all working well until I got to the section of the pool that was clearly marked for lap swimmers only. So, I'm doing my laps and these people are in my way. They wouldn't move so I had to swim around them. I heard the lifeguard shoo them away. About 5 minutes later, the people were back, and brought more of their friends with them. The lifeguard shoes them away, but I still had to swim around them. Less than a minute later (on my return trip), guess who was there? And this time with their kids! The lifeguard threatened to eject them from the water park if they got in the way of the lap swimmer one more time.
Guess who got ejected? And they pitched a loud enough fit that the off-duty cop serving as security had to get involved.