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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23520 on: September 13, 2013, 01:20:53 AM »
Our local movie theater will not sell tickets for an R-rated movie for a child under 6 after 7 PM. How do I know this? Because the last time DH and I were there, a woman was raising all kinds of heck because she wanted to take her kids to the movie and they wouldn't sell her the tickets. She tried to buy tickets at the machine, which didn't work (I assume because she was trying to buy children's tickets). Then she complained to the clerk, who repeated their policy several times. When we got in and were on our way over to the concession stand the manager had been called over to handle her. I'm not 100% sure, but I think the movie she wanted to see was The Conjuring.

Oy vey, that ain't right. My best friend wanted to see The Conjuring recently. I looked up the spoilers on wikipedia, because I had my doubts about liking it. I told him *possible spoiler alert*

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« Reply #23521 on: September 13, 2013, 01:23:34 AM »
I remember a while back hearing some sort of child-rearing approach of never teaching a child the word "no".  Instead of "No, you can't have that!" say "That's for another time." or "Why don't we have this instead!"

Instead of "No hitting!",  "Hitting isn't very nice!" I'm not real sure what the big issue is with a child hearing the word "No", I think it was the thought that hearing "No" will "break their spirit."  ::)

I have no problem saying "No" to my boys, especially since a good loud "NO!" can shock a small one into listening a lot faster than trying to rephrase it, especially if you need them to stop right away.

My sister in law is doing this with her two kids.  It's very hard to remember that you're not ever supposed to say "no" to them, not even "No, Gertrude, that's Grandma's good china.  Let's play with your ball instead!".  I told my oldest niece "No" a couple of months ago, and she started crying and asked her mom if I didn't love her anymore.  :o

and therein lies the problem I think. It conditions kids to think that peoples love for them is based on that yes...

Ai... So niece knows the word, but has been taught it means, "I don't love you," instead of, you know, just a harmless and often very reasonable little old "no"? I'm not sure where etiquette falls on letting yourself be restricted by your SIL's parenting idiosyncrasies when they conflict with the real world this much.

You can't tell her not to touch Grandma's good china without her assuming you don't love her?  :o  Denying her anything, no matter how reasonable, has been taught to equate with, "I don't love you"?

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how to raise a Special Snowflake. Your poor niece.

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« Reply #23522 on: September 13, 2013, 02:44:58 AM »
I remember a while back hearing some sort of child-rearing approach of never teaching a child the word "no".  Instead of "No, you can't have that!" say "That's for another time." or "Why don't we have this instead!"

Instead of "No hitting!",  "Hitting isn't very nice!" I'm not real sure what the big issue is with a child hearing the word "No", I think it was the thought that hearing "No" will "break their spirit."  ::)

I have no problem saying "No" to my boys, especially since a good loud "NO!" can shock a small one into listening a lot faster than trying to rephrase it, especially if you need them to stop right away.

Honestly, based on what I have seen as an educator it doesn't really matter what theory you subscribe to - no matter how crazy it seems to other people - provided you provide;
1. Consistent reasonable limits with consequences that can be easily understood and anticipated by the child. It doesn't matter if you use time out or the naughty step or grounding or whatever as long as the child learns that Action A results in Consequence B.
2. Take a healthy (not obsessive) interest in your child and their education, and
3. Realise that your child is just like all the other children. Sometimes they will be naughty, sometimes they will lie. Do not suspend disbelief just because it is your child.

The actual method of doing these three things really doesn't matter ime. I've seen some whacky parenting in my time and it seems to all come together when done right.
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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23523 on: September 13, 2013, 07:03:28 AM »
I remember a while back hearing some sort of child-rearing approach of never teaching a child the word "no".  Instead of "No, you can't have that!" say "That's for another time." or "Why don't we have this instead!"

Instead of "No hitting!",  "Hitting isn't very nice!" I'm not real sure what the big issue is with a child hearing the word "No", I think it was the thought that hearing "No" will "break their spirit."  ::)

I have no problem saying "No" to my boys, especially since a good loud "NO!" can shock a small one into listening a lot faster than trying to rephrase it, especially if you need them to stop right away.

Honestly, based on what I have seen as an educator it doesn't really matter what theory you subscribe to - no matter how crazy it seems to other people - provided you provide;
1. Consistent reasonable limits with consequences that can be easily understood and anticipated by the child. It doesn't matter if you use time out or the naughty step or grounding or whatever as long as the child learns that Action A results in Consequence B.
2. Take a healthy (not obsessive) interest in your child and their education, and
3. Realise that your child is just like all the other children. Sometimes they will be naughty, sometimes they will lie. Do not suspend disbelief just because it is your child.

The actual method of doing these three things really doesn't matter ime. I've seen some whacky parenting in my time and it seems to all come together when done right.

This so much, that I am giving you a standing ovation right now in my living room.
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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23524 on: September 13, 2013, 10:05:15 AM »
I remember a while back hearing some sort of child-rearing approach of never teaching a child the word "no".  Instead of "No, you can't have that!" say "That's for another time." or "Why don't we have this instead!"

Instead of "No hitting!",  "Hitting isn't very nice!" I'm not real sure what the big issue is with a child hearing the word "No", I think it was the thought that hearing "No" will "break their spirit."  ::)

I have no problem saying "No" to my boys, especially since a good loud "NO!" can shock a small one into listening a lot faster than trying to rephrase it, especially if you need them to stop right away.

Honestly, based on what I have seen as an educator it doesn't really matter what theory you subscribe to - no matter how crazy it seems to other people - provided you provide;
1. Consistent reasonable limits with consequences that can be easily understood and anticipated by the child. It doesn't matter if you use time out or the naughty step or grounding or whatever as long as the child learns that Action A results in Consequence B.
2. Take a healthy (not obsessive) interest in your child and their education, and
3. Realise that your child is just like all the other children. Sometimes they will be naughty, sometimes they will lie. Do not suspend disbelief just because it is your child.

The actual method of doing these three things really doesn't matter ime. I've seen some whacky parenting in my time and it seems to all come together when done right.

YES! This is pretty much how I was raised. HUGE HUGE POD to #1. How many times do we see kids acting up, and yet still being rewarded for it? Too many. If i misbehaved, there were consequences. Such as the time I was doing something or talking back, I really don't remember, when my grandparents were visiting. We (mom dad, bro and grandparents) were supposed to go to a local circus. Well, guess what? I wasn't allowed to go due to whatever it was I did.  I was upset, cried and carried on, but my mom stayed home with me, while the others went and had fun.

I also was spanked (not beaten), grounded as I got older, and not allowed to go places or do things if I acted up. No exceptions. But I did learn and didn't do the same naughty thing twice, at least not very often!

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23525 on: September 13, 2013, 11:27:08 AM »
Spotted one on the way to drop the kids off at school this morning.

We were driving eastbound.  SS was driving westbound.  That is, until he decided he desperately needed to make a U-Turn right in front of us (all 4 seat belts locked when DH braked to avoid the collision).  The driver then turned into a grocery store parking lot a few yards up.   ::)  All the driver had to do was continue west to the light, turn left and then go into the OTHER grocery lot entrance.

I was telling a CW this story and she suggested perhaps it was undercover cops or something responding to a call.

The car in question was an older sports sedan (it looked like my DH's old Chevy Cavalier), bright white and looked like it had been in more than a few altercations.  So if it's vice, they're doing it wrong or really, really right.   ;D

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23526 on: September 13, 2013, 12:32:40 PM »
From Customers Suck. No language issues in OP.

Forget Bridezilla, I present Momzilla

Customer wants to book every room in a hotel for her daughter's wedding. Unfortunately, 3 rooms are already reserved by other people. Customer demands the phone numbers of those people so she can call them and tell them why they have to cancel their reservations.

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23527 on: September 13, 2013, 12:34:55 PM »
I remember a while back hearing some sort of child-rearing approach of never teaching a child the word "no".  Instead of "No, you can't have that!" say "That's for another time." or "Why don't we have this instead!"

Instead of "No hitting!",  "Hitting isn't very nice!" I'm not real sure what the big issue is with a child hearing the word "No", I think it was the thought that hearing "No" will "break their spirit."  ::)

I have no problem saying "No" to my boys, especially since a good loud "NO!" can shock a small one into listening a lot faster than trying to rephrase it, especially if you need them to stop right away.

Honestly, based on what I have seen as an educator it doesn't really matter what theory you subscribe to - no matter how crazy it seems to other people - provided you provide;
1. Consistent reasonable limits with consequences that can be easily understood and anticipated by the child. It doesn't matter if you use time out or the naughty step or grounding or whatever as long as the child learns that Action A results in Consequence B.
2. Take a healthy (not obsessive) interest in your child and their education, and
3. Realise that your child is just like all the other children. Sometimes they will be naughty, sometimes they will lie. Do not suspend disbelief just because it is your child.

The actual method of doing these three things really doesn't matter ime. I've seen some whacky parenting in my time and it seems to all come together when done right.

I agree just so much. I don't think it matters if it is stickers, high fives, spanks , time outs, new toys, cartoons, later bedtime, earlier bedtime, dinner of only green food, cash, chores or ice cream.

Some of those I would never use but I trust that the witholding or granting of any of those if done consistently, kindly and appropriately would result in appropriate behaviour.


(And maybe I should get my husband to stop threatening "NO stories" if daughter is not cooperative during bedtime. He has never, ever followed through. I threaten "Only one story" (instead of the usual two) and I've only needed to follow through twice. He threatens nuclear options and doesn't follow through-though usually she listens anyhow. I promise small consequences and do it. It drives me batty, but I also firmly subscribe to the "let each parent, parent" )

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23528 on: September 13, 2013, 12:43:24 PM »
From Customers Suck. No language issues in OP.

Forget Bridezilla, I present Momzilla

Customer wants to book every room in a hotel for her daughter's wedding. Unfortunately, 3 rooms are already reserved by other people. Customer demands the phone numbers of those people so she can call them and tell them why they have to cancel their reservations.

I'll bet a dime to a doughnut that some of the expected guests won't show.  Then she'll want a refund for all those unused rooms that she reserved.  "But ...   but...   why should I pay for rooms that weren't even used?"

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« Reply #23529 on: September 13, 2013, 01:40:35 PM »
I will add all of the parents who took their kids to see Avenue Q - "because it's puppets and Sesame Street and so it's a kids play" - and then wrote letters to the newspapers complaining about the swearing and having to explain to their kids why those two puppets were bouncing on each other and why they were naked. Really? All of the promotion and the warnings and the box off staff saying what a bad idea it is, and yet you think you know better? Okay...

I've notice that there are warnings on all the Avenue Q stuff making it clear that they are NOT affiliated with Jim Henson or Sesame Street at all. How the parent's missed that I, don't know.

A friend was in Avenue Q a couple of years ago and gave us tickets right up front.  There was one kid (5 or 6?) there when we came in.  A few minutes in there were a couple of loud gasps and a commotion - pretty sure it was the kid and parent leaving.

There's a TV Trope for that:  What Do Mean It's Not For Kids?

SSes abound!

Edited to clean up my SSness with the quoting system. :P

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23530 on: September 13, 2013, 03:36:10 PM »
I will add all of the parents who took their kids to see Avenue Q - "because it's puppets and Sesame Street and so it's a kids play" - and then wrote letters to the newspapers complaining about the swearing and having to explain to their kids why those two puppets were bouncing on each other and why they were naked. Really? All of the promotion and the warnings and the box off staff saying what a bad idea it is, and yet you think you know better? Okay...

I've notice that there are warnings on all the Avenue Q stuff making it clear that they are NOT affiliated with Jim Henson or Sesame Street at all. How the parent's missed that I, don't know.

A friend was in Avenue Q a couple of years ago and gave us tickets right up front.  There was one kid (5 or 6?) there when we came in.  A few minutes in there were a couple of loud gasps and a commotion - pretty sure it was the kid and parent leaving.

There's a TV Trope for that:  What Do Mean It's Not For Kids?

SSes abound!

Edited to clean up my SSness with the quoting system. :P

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23531 on: September 13, 2013, 04:54:47 PM »
There was a big kerfuffle here when Lady Gaga toured. People took their 7 year olds to see her and were shocked - shocked! - that it wasn't a child friendly concert.

Some people really don't see that something my child likes =/= child friendly.

Same here at the casino when Ke$ha played an all ages show!

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« Reply #23532 on: September 14, 2013, 08:27:47 PM »
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These two.

I hope someone kneecapped them.

I am also nominating all the ninnies strolling across busy streets downtown against the light today. There were three separate cases where someone sauntered across the street in front of an oncoming bus- when the bus had the light, and was moving at a solid clip. Amazingly, nobody became paste.
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« Reply #23533 on: September 14, 2013, 10:01:27 PM »
Scene this morning: white van in left-only turn lane.  Us in the middle lane.  Right turn lane. 
We have a red light.  Left lane gets a green arrow to turn left, as does oncoming left lane.  Does the white van turn left?  NO. He flips on his blinker and turns RIGHT, crossing in front of us and almost creaming another car that is making a legal left turn.  ::)  There's an awful lot of times that I wish I was a cop in an unmarked car, and this was one of them.

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« Reply #23534 on: September 14, 2013, 10:08:01 PM »
I am going to nominate the person who dumped two kittens at the cat shelter that was on fire earlier in the day. They just walked up and said "oh - these must be yours" and dropped them in the large group of carriers and cages in front of the building. Nope - they were definitely not theirs. But they are now.