I've got one from thanksgiving!
So, aunt and uncle host thanksgiving every year. It is awesome. Wonderful food. And they make a lot so we can all take home leftovers. In order to tell you this years story, I must tell you last years story. Everyone get some popcorn, you might need it.
So last year not everyone was there for thanksgiving. My cousin actually was working during thanksgiving (his shift ended at seven but we ate ate like... four) So aunt did let everyone take leftovers like usual, but knew we would be considerate considering cousin hadn't had any of the meal yet.
Or rather, she assumed everyone would be considerate. She didn't count on Cousin Greedy and her Clan. Her Clan consists of herself, her husband, and her then 11 year old daughter.
Everyone grabbed what they wanted, within reason of course. Not Cousin Greedy. No siree.
Her and her husband descended upon the food and started clearing it out. Aunt actually had to step in and say "Leave some for Cousin for when he gets off shift."
Greedy's Husband chimed in with "Well what does he eat, we'll leave some of that for him." everything down to what type of cheese cake he liked so they could take the rest!(it was an assortment)
I tell you that story to tell you this one...
So this year, like every year we get leftovers. My mom asked me what I would like. I answered nothing because well, I'd had my fill.
Everyone went to get leftovers, and when Aunt reminded Cousin Greedy to leave some for other people, she left some for other people alright... a scant teaspoonful of sweet potatoes. What if someone else had wanted some? They also descended like locusts upon everything else.
At least this year cousin was actually at Thanksgiving dinner, otherwise he would have had nothing to come home to!
Mom managed to get some stuffing, lasagna and turkey though. At least its something, right?