I need to nominate the SS gentleman parked on the side of the rural (i.e. dirt) but busyish road yesterday. As I approached him coming from the opposite direction, I saw that he was sitting on the front bumper. As I came even nearer, I saw he had his britches down. As I passed him, I could see him passing something too. (Fwiw, I was the second of three vehicles that passed him in pretty short order.) As I continued on, in my rearview mirror, I saw a woman get out of the vehicle with what looked like toilet paper. On my way back, I passed the same spot and yes, There was a spot of piled up toilet paper.
I do understand that sometimes s--- does indeed happen and when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. But this man made almost no attempt at hiding his activity, when there was a wooded area reasonably nearby. Yuck!