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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #28470 on: August 17, 2014, 06:36:55 PM »
I just got back from the grocery where I saw someone who was using 8 parking spaces.  It was a small SUV pulling a trailer, and he took a block of 2 space X 4 space area of the parking lot.  But he was parked way off to the side, not depriving anyone else of a space.  I only noticed him because I was looking for a space in the low-traffic area.  Again, not a snowflake because he wasn't depriving anyone else of a space. 

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« Reply #28471 on: August 17, 2014, 06:44:54 PM »
Agreed, not SS.  The driver did what was needed to minimize disruption to others.   A big virtual hug to the driver. 

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« Reply #28472 on: August 17, 2014, 08:44:32 PM »
"A 2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe named Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face.
Zoo staff told police that giraffes are capable of killing lions,"

Instead of "why don't you go jump off a bridge ?", my new saying will be "I hope you get licked and kicked by a baby giraffe." 

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« Reply #28473 on: August 17, 2014, 09:35:13 PM »
"A 2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe named Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face.
Zoo staff told police that giraffes are capable of killing lions,"

Instead of "why don't you go jump off a bridge ?", my new saying will be "I hope you get licked and kicked by a baby giraffe."

Getting licked by a giraffe was probably the highlight of her life, shortly followed by the worst things to ever happen to her.

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« Reply #28474 on: August 17, 2014, 09:53:05 PM »
My doctor's office has parking along the side of the building for employees.  There are two offices in the building (insurance & doctor).  There are four slots in front of the building - facing the doors & windows, a square marked off as not a parking space in the corner, and then five more parking spaces at a 90 degree angle to the ones that face the building along a row of hedges (facing the hedges). 

Someone who got there "early" decided to park at an angle in the "no parking" square and was really not happy when they got parked in by people parking in the marked "real" spaces. 

Apparently being there before anyone but the employees was supposed to give her the power to change the parking spaces from straight parking to angle parking...or something. 

I was just glad that I was able to park two spaces out from the end of her vehicle, so that she could avoid scraping along the driver's rear of my vehicle - but someone else parked her in.

Then there was the person who decided to park in someone else (parked behind them in the | | space in such a way that the two people to the passenger's side couldn't get out either - as there is no way to drive through the hedges (fence) to get out.  They blocked in at least three vehicles because they couldn't go to the side parking or park under the tree to one side of the building...

I really do think that the building needs more parking spaces - but parking any which way you want to, without regard for marked spaces is not the way to influence the doctor to pay for more paving...
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« Reply #28475 on: August 17, 2014, 09:56:12 PM »
I will confess that I intentionally aggravated a SS today.  >:D  In a store parking lot someone parked their shiny red Lexus over the space dividing lines.  It was an obvious move to prevent someone from parking in the next space.  I drive a Kia Soul which fit quit well into that space.  I made certain that the driver would be able to open the door and get in. 

When I came out the driver was standing there looking from her car to mine, back and forth as at a tennis match. I got into my car and since no one was in front of me I was able to simply drive off.  Yes, I am bad and took joy from this.

We have a population here who drives giant SUVs and parks so they are pulled part way into the space in front of them so they can leave by just driving forward. (I don't hate giant SUVs, we have one that DH drives) I currently drive a Scion XB and my last car was a Toyota Yaris. Both of which neatly fit in the remaining 3/4 of a parking space.  >:D Heck the Yaris could do it with room to spare. I miss that little car.

I used to have a truck that was too long for standard parking spaces.  When I could, I'd back it into a space that ended at a grass median or similar, to minimize disruption.  Often though, that wasn't possible, so I'd park in the far reaches of the lot, with my nose out and back bumper over the line.  On the single occasion when the mall was full enough that people were parked out to me when I got out (I was literally the last space, and got there early so the lot was only half full when I got there) I was happy to see a little car parked in the space behind me.

Likewise, my friend drives a 12 passenger van with a stroller on the hitch.  Her vehicle is long, and she needs extra space off the side for unloading her kids safely.  She parks at the back of the lot and takes extra space.  I went to the mall with her the other day, and we got some dirty looks from a guy who parked near us (I was parked on the unloading side of her, so no one could block her in) but there were at least 20 spots open that were closer to the doors than we were, so I ignored him.

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« Reply #28476 on: August 17, 2014, 10:00:14 PM »
Someone who has gotten fed up with bad parking:

http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/recognize-your-car-you-terrible-parker
I find the justification some have for bad parking interesting (paraphrased just a bit  ;D ): Hey, I drive a Sherman tank, I neeeeeeeeeeeed 2 spaces so my baby doesn't get a scratch!
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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #28477 on: August 17, 2014, 10:05:56 PM »


Getting licked by a giraffe was probably the highlight of her life, shortly followed by the worst things to ever happen to her.

I don't know.  Have you ever seen a giraffe's tongue?  They're HUGE and usually strangely silvery, but sometimes dark purple!  I do like giraffes and all, but to be honest their tongues are kind of creepy and disgusting!!

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« Reply #28478 on: August 17, 2014, 10:23:17 PM »


Getting licked by a giraffe was probably the highlight of her life, shortly followed by the worst things to ever happen to her.

I don't know.  Have you ever seen a giraffe's tongue?  They're HUGE and usually strangely silvery, but sometimes dark purple!  I do like giraffes and all, but to be honest their tongues are kind of creepy and disgusting!!

Amen to that! I actually have been licked by a giraffe. Or more accurately, been slobbered on by a giraffe. The zoo had cookies that you could feed to the giraffes. Like a fool, I thought it would be cute and fun.  :P

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« Reply #28479 on: August 17, 2014, 10:44:11 PM »


Getting licked by a giraffe was probably the highlight of her life, shortly followed by the worst things to ever happen to her.

I don't know.  Have you ever seen a giraffe's tongue?  They're HUGE and usually strangely silvery, but sometimes dark purple!  I do like giraffes and all, but to be honest their tongues are kind of creepy and disgusting!!

Amen to that! I actually have been licked by a giraffe. Or more accurately, been slobbered on by a giraffe. The zoo had cookies that you could feed to the giraffes. Like a fool, I thought it would be cute and fun.  :P

Somebody should have told that to the silly lady!  "If you don't want them to kick you, bring them cookies!"  ;D

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« Reply #28480 on: August 17, 2014, 10:58:00 PM »
My 5-year-old *adores* giraffes.  Her favorite color is purple, and so she's delighted that giraffe tongues are purple.  I don't think she'd mind too much being licked. :)  I'm hoping to take her to the Baltimore Zoo sometime, as their website says they have giraffes and you can actually feed them (the National Zoo is, sadly, bereft of giraffes, at least according to their website).

We once went to a petting zoo type of thing that had giraffes.  There was a giraffe that was in a pen near a camel.  They were huge pens, but the unfortunate camel was standing a bit too close to the side of his pen that bordered the giraffe.  He'd pick up a nice huge mouthful of whatever (leaves?  hay?  I forget) and start to munch on it, and the giraffe would lean over the pen with his looooong neck, stick out his loooooong tongue, and scoop half of the food right out of the poor camel's mouth!  It was truly hilarious.  Camel didn't seem to notice/care.

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« Reply #28481 on: August 18, 2014, 02:42:25 AM »
The zoo in Colorado Springs lets you feed giraffes, too.
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« Reply #28482 on: August 18, 2014, 08:59:34 AM »
I was driving back from cottage country today and there was a lot of traffic.  I was driving in the fast lane, keeping up to the traffic in front of me, except I leave a 2 second gap to the vehicle in front of me to give me time to react if they suddenly brake.

I had several snowflakes who tailgated me so closely that I couldn't see their bumper.  I was going the same speed as the guy in front of me; I just left the correctly sized space and the SSs behind me just couldn't deal with the fact that there was a space in front of me.

Around here you're lucky if you can see the hood of their car in your rear-view, much less the bumper.
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« Reply #28483 on: August 18, 2014, 09:01:43 AM »
I will confess that I intentionally aggravated a SS today.  >:D  In a store parking lot someone parked their shiny red Lexus over the space dividing lines.  It was an obvious move to prevent someone from parking in the next space.  I drive a Kia Soul which fit quit well into that space.  I made certain that the driver would be able to open the door and get in. 

We have a population here who drives giant SUVs and parks so they are pulled part way into the space in front of them so they can leave by just driving forward. (I don't hate giant SUVs, we have one that DH drives) I currently drive a Scion XB and my last car was a Toyota Yaris. Both of which neatly fit in the remaining 3/4 of a parking space.  >:D Heck the Yaris could do it with room to spare. I miss that little car.

Some of them pull forward like that because backing that massive thing out without hitting another car is nearly impossible. Which then makes them SS for buying a car they can't even reverse in. I'd love to see some of them parallel parking. Or attempting it, anyway.
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« Reply #28484 on: August 18, 2014, 09:10:49 AM »


The zoo in Colorado Springs lets you feed giraffes, too.

In a really, really unsafe manner, to me.  Detroit & Niabi Zoo's also have giraffe feeding, but it's really controlled.  No petting, zoo attendents are right there, limited amount of food etc.

Colorado Springs was just chaos.  Just an attendent in a booth, handing out food for the $2.  You could pet them & get as close as you wanted...feed them as much as you wanted...just really unsafe, to me.