I'm not sure if this was exactly SS, but this guy was definite at least a little Special.
I was in the grocery store today, mulling over the cereal options, when a guy came walking down the aisle in my direction, carrying an armful of large bottles of cranberry juice. When he was about 4 or 5 feet away from me, one of the bottles slipped from his arm and fell to the floor. The cap popped off and cranberry juice went everywhere. Understandably annoyed, the guy muttered under his breath and continued down the aisle, looking around in a manner that suggested he was searching for an employee to tell about the spill. As he was passing next to me, the uncapped, now half-empty bottle again slipped from his grasp and fell at my feet, spraying bright red juice onto my jeans and up onto my shirt, which as luck would have it was my favorite light blue t-shirt.
Instead of apologizing profusely as a normal polite person would do, the man glared at me and said, "You shouldn't have been standing there!" and walked off, coming back moments later with a store employee. I would really have liked to say something like, "What, you mean the place I was standing the whole time you were dropping juice everywhere?!" but that would be both impolite and engaging the (potentially) crazy, so I just got my groceries, went home and scrubbed at the stains on my shirt. Fortunately, they seem to have come out okay.