DH and I saw a lovely one a while ago - we were taking some documents to MIL's lawyer for her. This law practice is in a business/residential area and there is NO on-site parking. They only have parking for their employees; everyone else has to park in the surrounding streets where there is plenty of space. There is a huge sign outside by the front door about parking, there is a sign inside the office, there is a warning on their website, they tell you this when you call to make an appointment, etc...
Anyway, we're sitting in the waiting room waiting for the lawyer and this man comes in and the following conversation ensues:
Man: "Who owns the BMW parked out front?"
Receptionist: I don't know; probably one of the partners. Why?
Man: I wanted to park there, so I moved it.
I started to laugh when he said that, but then I realized he was dead serious!! Then I tried to figure out how exactly he managed to move someone else's car without the keys!!
Reception called down and an office assistant went out with the man to find a parking spot. We were finally called in to talk to the lawyer and were able to see the BMW is an X5 (large, very expensive SUV)! We watched a minute longer and the man, who has now parked right across the street
is driving a Suburban (even larger SUV). At least that explained how he was able to move the other vehicle.
Hope the Beemer still had a working transmission!
DH and I were hoping that the man was from someplace where people leave the cars in neutral and the parking brake off to help with parking (DH is from Cairo and that is common there) as opposed to just being a complete moron. Good grief!