Could the car colour discussion be given its own thread?
SS - my (thankfully ex) neighbour. Among her other exploits, she gave out my phone number to some guy she knew as she hadn't had her phone connected yet and this was before mobile phones were so common. The first I knew about it was when he rang up and gave me a message for her. When I told her "don't do that again", she tried to say it was just for emergencies. That message hadn't been an emergency and I wasn't running a message service for her.
Another time, she rang me at 7 in the morning because she'd come out in spots and thought it was chickenpox. No, I'm not a doctor, nurse, EMT, or any other medical professional, so what she wanted me to do was a mystery. In any case, it turned out to be a reaction to the illegal drugs she'd taken the night before.
ETA: When housesitting for a mutual friend, she invited her one night stand back to the house and used friend's bed for the activities. She was never asked to housesit again.