Today at work I encountered The-Microwave-Hog-With-Revolting-Mannersus
Not surprisingly at peak lunch time, the microwaves at my job are a hot commodity for those of us who bring our own lunches in that require some method of reheating. One of the microwaves was in use by a woman who had multiple items to nuke, which wasn't the problem. The problem was that after she nuked her items, she stood in front of the microwave making a huge production assembling her sandwich, not using the microwave at all. Said production involved a great deal of finger licking, lip smacking, groans of "So good!" as she put on each layer.
I politely asked if she could put her meal together somewhere else because she wasn't using the microwave anymore.
She snarls at me, "I'm already here, you're just gonna have to wait, now aren't you?"
The other people waiting for the microwaves, as well as the people using the other ones all gave her this look of
Fortunately, one of the other microwaves became available so I could nuke my soup, but I'm still shaking my head at her response to my question. And yes, I was prepared for no for an answer, but not the way she said it.