About two weeks ago we had some real special snowflakes come to the restaurant I work at.
We close at 9:00. Our hours are posted in very visible text on all of the doors.
It was 9:02. Our front door was locked. The staff was eagerly bustling around trying to get the heck out of dodge. We see a car pull in to the parking lot and think nothing of it- our lot is H shaped and really good for turning around in, plus 9:00 is when some of the staff gets off, so their rides show up then. It might also be a customer, but since it's past nine, they're unfortunately out of luck for the evening.
The car parks and a middle age couple get out. The walk to the front door. They read the hours. The man tries the door anyway and finds it locked. He walks off and we assume he got the message and go back to cleaning stuff.
Suddenly the side patio door opens and in walks the man, followed by his slightly irritated looking wife. They approach our completely empty counter and start looking at the menu. I'm in the back, so I go get my manager to help them understand what's going on here. The conversation that followed was very SS.
Manager: I'm sorry guys we close at nine.
(Clocks all over the place saying it's now 9:10)
Man: But the door was still unlocked.
Manager: I'm sorry, I must have missed one when I was locking up, but the kitchen is closed.
Woman: But it's not even 9:15!
Man: Your door was still unlocked, we're only a few minutes late, can't you just make us some (expletive) food?!
At this point my manager told them they needed to leave, unlocked the front door, and held it open until they left.