Speaking of vulgar snowflakes...
Imagine, if you will, a three lane highway on one side in northern Florida. There's a 4th merge lane from a ramp up ahead. It's 6:30ish on a week night, so there's some traffic, but the rush hour is well over and plenty of space between vehicles. It's roughly sunset, but there's plenty of natural light to see by.
There's a bright blue Toyota Corolla cruising up the middle lane, it's going a few miles over the speed limit and both lanes to either side are clear of any other traffic, so all is peaceful.
Until the Vulgar Red SUV. Why is it vulgar? Well, you'll see in a moment.
Mom and I were on our way home from work, chatting about stuff until she says, "Hey Reika, take a look at the person behind us."
In the SUV behind us (and the only reason why I mention that is because the thing was huge) the woman driving is making shooing motions for us to go faster. There's still no cars to either side of us. So I semi-rhetorically ask, "So why doesn't she go around us?"
Mom just shakes her head and gestures for the SUV to go around, because at this point we're almost to the merge lane from the ramp getting onto the highway and there were some cars coming down the ramp. Thinking the SUV was going to pass us, we didn't go into the left lane, which was still clear.
Instead of passing,the driver starts waving her middle fingers at us. Not at the same time, but alternating hands. It was so ridiculous we just looked at each other and started laughing.
Finally realizing that we aren't going to move any faster or go anywhere else (why should we? she's the one who wants to go faster), the other driver finally passes us. On the right. Probably so we could see her waving the bird at us some more in the driver side window.
If she had started tailgating us, we would've done something else, but she was keeping a decent distance between our vehicles. It's been a week or so since that happened, but we still laugh about it because of how over the top it was.