This is really not a special snowflake, but an "exchange that makes your brain hurt." But since they closed that thread, I don't know where to put it! We've been looking on craigslist for some new appliances, and my husband went to pick up a dishwasher last night. He asked the woman a few questions about it. She said that she was getting rid of it because it was too loud and noisy, she wanted a quieter one. As he continued to ask questions about the functions, he asked if it had a delay option (so that you can, for instance, run it overnight while the household is sleeping). "Oh, yes," she said, "But we've never had any reason to use that."