Ah, Shrek. I have not-so-fond memories of taking my then-10-year-old daughter and some of her friends to see it for her birthday. All of the kids were fine except for Stephanie, who - for reasons unknown - decided to be a pest. First, she got up out of her seat (while the movie was playing), walked over to where I was sitting, stood right in front of me, and said "I'm bored." I looked at her incredulously and said "Go sit down." She did - for about ten minutes. Back she came. "When is this movie gonna be over?" I gave her the Glare of Death and said "GO. SIT. DOWN." She didn't get up again.