"Another mother, Jane, recently brought her sons over to play and left for a while. When she returned, she asked where the kids were."
This is the special snowflake, not Sarah. Anyone else remember, "Come home when it gets dark."?
The grocery across the street reopened last week so a friend and I checked it out. The entrance was kind of confusing, I guess, so met met an SS:-
You enter the store from the street and are faced with the entrance to the parking lot. To the right is a large display of stuff, to the near left you are faced with the down escalator, and a down escalator for carts. To the far left is a hall, and if you step into the hall you can see the up escalator. The problem was people couldn't see the "up" side, so they took their carts to the "down" side and hovered, hoping for miracles.
We, being adventurous and cartless, explored the nether regions of the hallway and discovered the "up" side. We could see the people with carts behind us eyeing us nervously, like we were the first baby seals to test the ocean, and when we didn't flee back they followed. SS leading the pack.
SS cut to the inside, and rushed past us to shove his cart into the cart escalator and then stood in the entrance of the people escalator until his cart was halfway up. We met up with him as he got to the gates, so we thought he'd just let us up, but he stood in the way, holding up the rest of the people that followed as well.