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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #22665 on: August 02, 2013, 03:04:25 PM »

Spur of the moment honeymoon road trip in an RV (or camper van, whatever your taste) sounds like fun to me.

So does parking the RV in one of the many campgrounds available around the USA. Invading the property of my nearest and dearest, not so much.

Exactly.  Last I heard they were planning to do this camper van trip to see all the friends and family who couldn't make it to the wedding.  That is fine... but combining it with randomness?  Not so great.  The bride really does believe that she's so special that everyone will adore her and drop everything else for her.

One time we traveled two hours to the bride's parents' place as a day trip, just for her birthday dinner.  She showed up three hours late for her birthday dinner (about 9pm), and was surprised and offended to find we'd already eaten and were about to be on the road back home. She hadn't had any unexpected delays, she had just decided to take her time on the trip there and honestly believed the world revolved around her.

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« Reply #22666 on: August 02, 2013, 03:06:55 PM »

EMuir, I'll bet you a buck that the flowers were the "reimbursement" for the flip-flops and breakfast food.

I must give my partner credit for being wise.  I asked if she thought Bride would ever pay her back and she replied "I just decided to give that to her as part of her wedding gift."

I said "Did you tell her that? Did she thank you?"

My partner said "Yes, and no."

I'm not surprised.


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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #22667 on: August 02, 2013, 06:44:42 PM »
I'm waiting at the bus stop and there's two guys (painters I think) that have broken down on a main arterial road )sox lanes of traffic). It doesn't look as of they're moving or know they even need to move.

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« Reply #22668 on: August 02, 2013, 10:30:46 PM »

EMuir, I'll bet you a buck that the flowers were the "reimbursement" for the flip-flops and breakfast food.

I must give my partner credit for being wise.  I asked if she thought Bride would ever pay her back and she replied "I just decided to give that to her as part of her wedding gift."

I said "Did you tell her that? Did she thank you?"

My partner said "Yes, and no."

I'm not surprised.

Hate to quote myself, but...

The actual interchange was:

Bride to my partner: "Will you accept reimbursement for the food and stuff you brought?"

My partner: "No." (After realizing it would probably be more stress to try and get money back)

So the bride set up the question to make it sound like my partner was expecting to just pay for it.

Pah, good thing we're done with her.

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« Reply #22669 on: August 03, 2013, 05:55:27 AM »
I had a HUGE slice of lemon cake for my last birthday, actually... with coconut frosting!  *happily noms on virtual lemon cake*

Work SS from a couple of days ago:  Job candidate sends in her resume.  She looks good, so we call her for an interview.  She's from out of state, so we offer to do a Skype interview--which we've done, quite successfully, before.  She doesn't have Skype, so she suggests an in-person interview... OK, none of this is SS, so far...

But THEN she insists on being PAID for the interview!  Um, not happening.  My employer is a mom-and-pop company, not a Fortune 500 company with the budget to pay interviewees' travel expenses.

*arranges a close encounter with a cross-cut shredder for the SS's resume*

I had a request for a Skype interview once...I don't do Skype, either. But I was scrambling to create an account and find someone who could teach me Skype, and borrow a webcam. I mean, why announce to your potential employer that you lack the ability to learn new skills?

Or, for that matter, why announce to your potential employer that you're an entitled gimmepig?   ::) 
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« Reply #22670 on: August 03, 2013, 06:23:59 PM »
From Customers Suck. A bit of language. It's a Public Library, so if you aren't using that laptop I should be able to just grab it and use it. It's your property, you say? Shrug. Back to the Internet.

And when the owner shut down the laptop, she became enraged--it's a public library. How DARE you deny me the internet! She wasn't thrilled with the response of the librarian, either.

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« Reply #22671 on: August 04, 2013, 02:10:10 PM »
Today I called a cab from my local airport to go pick up my delayed luggage. (A mistake between myself and the airline; they're supposed to deliver it, but we resolved it later.) The cab rolled up and got me, then a foreign man driving a car in the opposite direction rolled down his windows and asked how to get around some roadwork. Not only did the taxi driver stop, he put the cab in park and proceeded to talk to the man asking for directions for a good two or three minutes. At one point my driver was making sure that the man knew how to pronounce the names of the streets correctly. I was sitting in the back trying to think of some way to get the cab driver to shut up and take me to the airport but he eventually stopped talking and continued driving. It's a good thing I didn't have a flight to catch!

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« Reply #22672 on: August 04, 2013, 02:24:40 PM »
Please tell me that the meter wasn't running during those several minutes that the taxi was parked and he was talking to the man.
I assume you heard the way she spoke to me at dinner.
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« Reply #22673 on: August 04, 2013, 05:05:51 PM »
I'm waiting at the bus stop and there's two guys (painters I think) that have broken down on a main arterial road )sox lanes of traffic). It doesn't look as of they're moving or know they even need to move.

I don't know that this is special snowflakey . It can be pretty dangerous to push a car in 6 lanes of traffic to the side of the road, I don't think waiting for the police , tow truck or even a good seminarian to hold cars from trying to pass around them via the they're moving into is snowflakely.  Some break down can make it impossible to push a car , if the wheels wont turn the car just wont move.  I would assume people in painters whites cover in paint were painters and capible of pushing a car/truck but its not necessarily so.

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« Reply #22674 on: August 04, 2013, 06:46:31 PM »
Adelaide's taxi driver story reminds me of the people who will get partly on an elevator and hold the door open while they continue chatting to someone who ISN'T getting on the elevator.   Meanwhile, everyone else on the elevator has to wait until he/she finishes her conversation.   Drives me batty!

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« Reply #22675 on: August 04, 2013, 07:53:53 PM »
I'm waiting at the bus stop and there's two guys (painters I think) that have broken down on a main arterial road )sox lanes of traffic). It doesn't look as of they're moving or know they even need to move.

I don't know that this is special snowflakey . It can be pretty dangerous to push a car in 6 lanes of traffic to the side of the road, I don't think waiting for the police , tow truck or even a good seminarian to hold cars from trying to pass around them via the they're moving into is snowflakely.  Some break down can make it impossible to push a car , if the wheels wont turn the car just wont move.  I would assume people in painters whites cover in paint were painters and capible of pushing a car/truck but its not necessarily so.

The thing that annoyed me about it was they were on the side of a hill and hard to see. Soneme could habe hot them. They could have rolled the car down the hill and into the petrol station that was at the bottom.

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« Reply #22676 on: August 04, 2013, 08:53:24 PM »
I'm waiting at the bus stop and there's two guys (painters I think) that have broken down on a main arterial road )sox lanes of traffic). It doesn't look as of they're moving or know they even need to move.

I don't know that this is special snowflakey . It can be pretty dangerous to push a car in 6 lanes of traffic to the side of the road, I don't think waiting for the police , tow truck or even a good seminarian to hold cars from trying to pass around them via the they're moving into is snowflakely.  Some break down can make it impossible to push a car , if the wheels wont turn the car just wont move.  I would assume people in painters whites cover in paint were painters and capible of pushing a car/truck but its not necessarily so.

The thing that annoyed me about it was they were on the side of a hill and hard to see. Soneme could habe hot them. They could have rolled the car down the hill and into the petrol station that was at the bottom.
Maybe, maybe not.  If your engine has died, so has your power steering.  If you can't turn the wheel, you can't roll into the petrol station, just down the hill.  It seems to me that they were safest right where they were, waiting for a tow truck.
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« Reply #22677 on: August 04, 2013, 08:54:24 PM »

The thing that annoyed me about it was they were on the side of a hill and hard to see. Soneme could habe hot them. They could have rolled the car down the hill and into the petrol station that was at the bottom.

Not if their brakes went bad or they broke an axle they couldn't.

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« Reply #22678 on: August 04, 2013, 09:40:47 PM »

The thing that annoyed me about it was they were on the side of a hill and hard to see. Soneme could habe hot them. They could have rolled the car down the hill and into the petrol station that was at the bottom.

Not if their brakes went bad or they broke an axle they couldn't.
Or if the drive shaft has fallen out of the vehicle. Happened once to me- I stopped at a stoplight, and heard an amazing thud from under my seat. Lots of people behind me felt the need to lay on their horns when the light changed- apparently putting on the hazard lights wasn't enough to signal to them that the car was disabled.

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« Reply #22679 on: August 04, 2013, 09:48:13 PM »
I'm waiting at the bus stop and there's two guys (painters I think) that have broken down on a main arterial road )sox lanes of traffic). It doesn't look as of they're moving or know they even need to move.

I don't know that this is special snowflakey . It can be pretty dangerous to push a car in 6 lanes of traffic to the side of the road, I don't think waiting for the police , tow truck or even a good seminarian to hold cars from trying to pass around them via the they're moving into is snowflakely.  Some break down can make it impossible to push a car , if the wheels wont turn the car just wont move.  I would assume people in painters whites cover in paint were painters and capible of pushing a car/truck but its not necessarily so.

The thing that annoyed me about it was they were on the side of a hill and hard to see. Soneme could habe hot them. They could have rolled the car down the hill and into the petrol station that was at the bottom.

Hard to see the car =hard see to a person pushing the car.  Hitting the car would have been bad hitting a person pushing the car most likely would have been tragic.