In the Air Force, we have Physical Fitness tests. I had one today. There I encountered SS inthewayandIdon'tcareus.
We do our 1 1/2 mile run on a 1/4 mile track. It has 6 running lanes, and runners are supposed to stay on the inside. Usually, the track closes for testers, but Miss SS intheway was walking in the outer lane and promised not to get in the way.
Test starts. We all start running. About 2 minutes into the test, Miss SS decides that she wants to jog, so she makes her way into the inner lane. She then gets huffy any time anyone passes her (right or left side). She also couldn't commit to a lane, so you were stuck bobbing and weaving trying to get around, or making a wide sweep around her.
We can't stop to remove her, because that will kill our run time. The testing officials were busy watching for cheating/people passing out/calling out run times. Eventually Miss SS was told sternly to move to the outer track again, but she pitched a fit because "we interrupted her intervals". I'd be more upset over the whole thing, but Miss SS didn't know that our Group Commander (2nd or 3rd highest rank guy on base) was testing that day. I left with my passing score with a huge grin on my face, because Colonel GC was ripping into her. She is not going to have a nice day.
Fore the record, we have 2 outdoor tracks, and indoor track, and running trails. She could have just left and not been a pain in the butt. The green track is better anyway.