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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23250 on: September 01, 2013, 02:25:38 AM »
I... this wasn't real, was it? Please tell me this wasn't real.

The video is real enough :o but apparently the audio was added later (I went looking because I wanted to know if she was caught and sentenced).

http://kotaku.com/the-great-mcnugget-rampage-of-2010-returns-assumes-ult-1230793538

Apparently the woman claimed to be drunk at the time. She was sentenced to 60 days jail.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ohio-woman-melodi-dushane-punches-workers-window-mcnuggets-toledo-drive-video-article-1.204398

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« Reply #23251 on: September 01, 2013, 04:09:31 AM »
I have to admit an occasional craving for McNuggets and thick shakes but ...... Wow!

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« Reply #23252 on: September 01, 2013, 07:17:26 AM »
You know when I get drunk I just fall asleep.  I must not be drinking the right things
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« Reply #23253 on: September 01, 2013, 09:03:46 AM »
Don't make me assume my ultimate form!

And then the Super Saiyan reference. I wouldn't have guessed there was much overlap between meth users and Dragonball Z fans.

My favorite part was when the employees started swearing just as much as the crazy woman. You gotta swear when you got that much insanity coming your way.

Me, either, but I wonder if the pretty colors have anything to do with it...
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« Reply #23254 on: September 01, 2013, 11:21:21 AM »
Wow - that's both scary and hilarious.

What eventually sent me hysterical was the car that pulled up after her. I can imagine the conversation - "Yeah, here's $10 ... hey, man, what happened to your window?"

(Came near to losing it at "Did you just HISS at me?" before then.)
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« Reply #23255 on: September 01, 2013, 11:47:03 AM »
If I were the driver behind her, I'd have been dialing 911 and writing down her licence plate ASAP. Ye gods.
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« Reply #23256 on: September 01, 2013, 12:59:12 PM »
Since she ended up in jail, I understand, I guess someone got her license plate.....
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« Reply #23257 on: September 01, 2013, 04:33:24 PM »
SS goes postal at the McD's drive-thru:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LF0IhyAasWw
I was watching Breaking Bad when I saw this.  What a great coincidence!

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« Reply #23258 on: September 01, 2013, 06:55:13 PM »
Go to YouTube and look for Alamo Theater no texting. NSFW. Apparently, they do enforce the no texting rule there.

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« Reply #23259 on: September 03, 2013, 01:07:59 AM »
Go to YouTube and look for Alamo Theater no texting. NSFW. Apparently, they do enforce the no texting rule there.

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« Reply #23260 on: September 03, 2013, 06:17:00 AM »
The woman in that voicemail sounds just like one of the psychotic jerks that used to call my call center all of the time. We eventually ended up having to get her number blocked.

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« Reply #23261 on: September 04, 2013, 09:16:58 AM »
Follow up to the drive through coffee stand post about the kid who shot the window, they got the window replaced and the local sheriff's office has located the mother and son who are both being charged.

SS nightmare yesterday:

I had to get a cashier's check and take a withdrawal, so I headed to my credit union branch, went to the drive through (only portion open after 5) and chose the lane with only one car. Big mistake! It was a large pickup truck, lifted off the ground by a few feet. When the capsule came through the tube, the very petite woman in the driver's seat jumped out of the vehicle and started yelling in Spanish at the speaker. The capsule went back and forth three more times. All told, her transaction(s) took 15 minutes after I arrived.

I pull up, put my slip in the capsule and send it in. The teller greeted me, then apologized for the wait. About five minutes later, another customer in a different lane starts screaming obscenities and banging his hand on his car. He continued doing that until I left.

On the way home, I ended up behind a semi tractor trailer that never went above 10mph. I desperately needed the massage and kitten time I had last night!

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« Reply #23262 on: September 04, 2013, 09:57:23 AM »
Neighbor (who has been in the USA for over fifteen years - living in that house and had a drivers' license for that amount of time) runs through the stop sign daily - because it is on the corner of HIS driveway and he apparently shouldn't have to stop at the sign when he is turning into his own driveway....or so it seems, from the way that he (or a family member) drive.  I was leaving - so I recognized the car, but didn't see the driver (darkly tinted side windows).
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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #23263 on: September 04, 2013, 05:13:37 PM »
Snowflakes that only want wedding registry gifts will apparently write columns to get the word out.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lori-fradkin/wedding-registry-apology_b_3824199.html?utm_hp_ref=weddings&ir=Weddings

Although the worst one I've seen was 10 years ago, where someone in a bridal magazine said "Oh, I thought I was being so clever and thoughtful when I was single and gifting my friends with a fun board game or a waffle iron + some breakfast related items. I didn't realize how inconsiderate and thoughtless I was, how much trouble the bride had gone through to pick out her list." ::)

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« Reply #23264 on: September 04, 2013, 05:54:19 PM »
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Although the worst one I've seen was 10 years ago, where someone in a bridal magazine said "Oh, I thought I was being so clever and thoughtful when I was single and gifting my friends with a fun board game or a waffle iron + some breakfast related items. I didn't realize how inconsiderate and thoughtless I was, how much trouble the bride had gone through to pick out her list." ::)

Some of my favorite wedding gifts weren't even on my registry. The ice cream maker and stove-top popcorn maker come to mind, and still get a lot of use!
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