SS I don't have to wait
This morning, on a 6 lane road, I saw something that made me gasp. There was a large, extra-long flatbed semi truck with a large generator strapped onto the bed. He had signaled and had clearance to move from the middle lane to the right. He started to move over.
Cue SS IDHTW. She pulled up in her little compact car into the path of the semi as it changed lanes. She must have realized this was a Bad IdeaTM, because she slammed on her brakes a minute before her car would have been made a convertible.