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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24675 on: December 03, 2013, 02:40:46 PM »
In light of the information in this thread, you'd better believe that the next time the SyFy channel takes submissions for their next TV movie, I'll be making sure that flesh-eating Nazi raccoons are on the list.

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24676 on: December 03, 2013, 02:44:34 PM »
It could be bigger than Sharknado, depending on the casting.   >:D

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« Reply #24677 on: December 03, 2013, 02:45:24 PM »
It could be bigger than Sharknado, depending on the casting.   >:D

only way to be bigger than sharknado is to get someone really bad at acting in it :)

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24678 on: December 03, 2013, 02:47:00 PM »
"My dog is my child! If it were a baby you wouldn't make me go outside!! My dog goes where I go"

My go to for this is always going to be "and the family resemblance is outstanding."
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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24679 on: December 03, 2013, 03:28:17 PM »
"My dog is my child! If it were a baby you wouldn't make me go outside!! My dog goes where I go"

My go to for this is always going to be "and the family resemblance is outstanding."

I do tell people I treat my dogs as my children, and I see them as my kids. In that, I take care of them, I research their food, I worry about their emotions, and I love them (and spoil them, oh they have it good). However, I'm not insane enough to actually think they should be treated as humans. They eat out of bowls on the floor. I don't think I'll have my future child do this. Well maybe. But just the toddler years.  ;)

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24680 on: December 03, 2013, 03:53:46 PM »
"My dog is my child! If it were a baby you wouldn't make me go outside!! My dog goes where I go"

My go to for this is always going to be "and the family resemblance is outstanding."

I do tell people I treat my dogs as my children, and I see them as my kids. In that, I take care of them, I research their food, I worry about their emotions, and I love them (and spoil them, oh they have it good). However, I'm not insane enough to actually think they should be treated as humans. They eat out of bowls on the floor. I don't think I'll have my future child do this. Well maybe. But just the toddler years.  ;)

Heck, MY kids eat their food out of bowls on the floor half the time - it's not really worth trying to get an 18-month-old to sit politely in a chair for something like Cheerios  ;D

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« Reply #24681 on: December 03, 2013, 03:56:57 PM »
"My dog is my child! If it were a baby you wouldn't make me go outside!! My dog goes where I go"

My go to for this is always going to be "and the family resemblance is outstanding."

I do tell people I treat my dogs as my children, and I see them as my kids. In that, I take care of them, I research their food, I worry about their emotions, and I love them (and spoil them, oh they have it good). However, I'm not insane enough to actually think they should be treated as humans. They eat out of bowls on the floor. I don't think I'll have my future child do this. Well maybe. But just the toddler years.  ;)
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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24682 on: December 03, 2013, 03:59:04 PM »
"My dog is my child! If it were a baby you wouldn't make me go outside!! My dog goes where I go"

My go to for this is always going to be "and the family resemblance is outstanding."

I do tell people I treat my dogs as my children, and I see them as my kids. In that, I take care of them, I research their food, I worry about their emotions, and I love them (and spoil them, oh they have it good). However, I'm not insane enough to actually think they should be treated as humans. They eat out of bowls on the floor. I don't think I'll have my future child do this. Well maybe. But just the toddler years.  ;)

Heck, MY kids eat their food out of bowls on the floor half the time - it's not really worth trying to get an 18-month-old to sit politely in a chair for something like Cheerios  ;D

My niece is almost 2, and who needs a bowl for Cheerios on the floor? They're just going to be spilled anyway. We'll give her a granola bar and Sis will find pieces spread throughout the apartment. Same thing with Kix, animal crackers, graham crackers, and veggie stix. There's no hope for them.

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24683 on: December 03, 2013, 04:03:01 PM »
So there's this coffee shop within walking distance of our house. This morning we decided to walk the doggies up to the coffee shop and treat ourselves. Now obviously, doggies aren't allowed inside (in less they're service animals and ours are not), so Partner goes in to get our coffees and pastry and I wait outside with the dogs. Well a SS comes along and wants to know why I'm just standing outside with my dogs. I tell her Partner is inside getting our stuff since dogs can't go in. She's carrying a little dog with her (tiny thing) and tells me "Well, my dog goes where I go and they'll just have to deal with it" and in she walks. I loath these people. There have been many times I've had to pop into a store but have the dogs with me, I don't like leaving them tied up outside or in the car for too long (never in the summer, but our winters are very nice), so I usually take them back home. But then in the store I get to see the "My dog doesn't count because I'm carrying him/her" no, your dog counts, it's not a service animal. If I can't take in my dogs, who are small but don't fit in my purse, you can't take in your purse dog.

Anyways SS walks in with dog in hand and goes to the counter, I can see inside the window. I can't hear what's said but she comes out screaming they just lost a customer and she's telling all her friends! And I hear the owner hollar "Good! Keep your friends and their dogs out of my cafe!", which made me laugh. According to Partner the girl on the register saw the dog and said "Oh, what a cute dog, but I'm sorry we can't allow animals in here, in less it's a service animal", the owner jumped in and said "Let me get your order really quickly and I'll bring it outside to you, but she's right we really can't have animals in here", which I think is great customer service. Well SS lost it. She started screaming "My dog is my child! If it were a baby you wouldn't make me go outside!! My dog goes where I go" at which point the owner says "Good, dog goes outside, you go outside!", and the SS responded in a calm rational manner and apologized for her behavior. Just kidding, she called the owner several terrible words, including calling him Hitler (right, mass genocide is the same as not letting a dog into a cafe), telling him he was an "animal hater" and then the parting shot of "I'll tell everyone I know, know about you".

Now here's the real kicker, he loves animals. Has 5 dogs of his own, bakes dog treats to hand out to customers with dogs and if you sit out on the little patio with your dog will bring out a dish of water for the dog. But he will not allow dogs in his cafe because they serve food and it's a hygiene issue. He'll ask you to step outside and he'll bring your order out to you. If you start throwing a fit, he tosses you out.

We love this place.

I could possibly be considered an SS for something similar, but not quite.  There's a gas station a few blocks from my house.  I like to walk to the convenience store from time to time, and my large dog likes to come with me.  Actually, the dog goes and visits the store on his own from time to time as part of his morning rounds. He hangs out at the loading docks at the plant nursery to "keep an eye on things", then wanders to the gas station to get his treats that the owner always gives him, then makes his rounds through the nursery itself and then comes home.  Now, before anybody fusses at me for a free roaming dog, he never has to go out on any roads to do this.  My house is completely surrounded by the nursery, and the nursery property boarders the gas station property. Both the nursery owner and the gas station owner are fond of the dog because he's big and intimidating and he makes his rounds at times when the potential for bad stuff to happen is high (still dark, but high traffic).  Over at the nursery, he gets snarly if the truckers dare to mistreat the women who work the docks and at the gas station he just watches the customers to make sure nobody tries to hurt the employees (who are mostly women).  Okay, so my dog is a little protective of women.  This is not a bad thing.

Anyway, when I walk up there, he's leashed.  When I initially began bringing him along, I'd do my business through the night window, since I didn't want to bring the dog in the store.  After some time, the manager told me it was okay to bring him inside, since he's well loved by all the staff and very well behaved.  I'm not allowed to take him over to the cafe area, but I can go in and grab my soda and smokes, both of which only require me to walk the three feet from the door to the cashier.  Of course I wouldn't dream of bringing him inside if I didn't have express permission, but somebody who didn't know the back story would have no idea about that and could possibly think I was SS.
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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24684 on: December 03, 2013, 04:12:43 PM »

My niece is almost 2, and who needs a bowl for Cheerios on the floor? They're just going to be spilled anyway. We'll give her a granola bar and Sis will find pieces spread throughout the apartment. Same thing with Kix, animal crackers, graham crackers, and veggie stix. There's no hope for them.

Same for my dog - she has a perfectly good bowl but her food is spread out to every corner/hiding spot in the apartment.   I always have to use the vacuum hose when I clean to get under/behind her hiding spots and suck up hard bits of food she is "saving"

 


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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24685 on: December 03, 2013, 05:05:14 PM »
Ran into the local big box hardware store last night, a man was standing in an aisle looking at something, with a small dog in his arms. I thought of this thread. It's not the first time that I've seen dogs there either.

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24686 on: December 03, 2013, 05:10:35 PM »
Ran into the local big box hardware store last night, a man was standing in an aisle looking at something, with a small dog in his arms. I thought of this thread. It's not the first time that I've seen dogs there either.

The big box hardware store near us welcomes well behaved dogs on leash.  The workers even keep treats in their aprons.  :D

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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24687 on: December 03, 2013, 05:40:53 PM »
Ran into the local big box hardware store last night, a man was standing in an aisle looking at something, with a small dog in his arms. I thought of this thread. It's not the first time that I've seen dogs there either.
Why would a dog in a hardware store be a problem?  Was it bothering you?

We rescued Honey Girl this last Memorial Day.  We are socializing her by taking her with us everywhere dogs are welcome.  Obviously (at least it is obvious to me) that excludes anywhere food is prepared, served, or consumed.  Office supply stores, clothing stores, hardware stores, shoe stores - all have told us that we are welcome to bring Honey Girl back for a visit anytime.  She entertains children waiting in line and they fuss less.

I sometimes walk Honey Girl to the nearby public library to return my books.  The first time I decided to pick up a library book while walking HG, I carried her.  I know the librarians.  They all wanted to pet and coo over HG.  They, too, invited her back.  Being conscious of the restriction that only service animals are supposed to be in the library, I carry her.  I don't put her down on the counter.  She doesn't touch anything in the library.
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Re: Special Snowflake Stories
« Reply #24688 on: December 03, 2013, 05:53:25 PM »
There are, conversely, people who refuse to serve people with service animals.

http://www.hospitalitymagazine.com.au/accommodation/motel-breaches-discrimination-law-with-guide-dog-r
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/blind-paralympian-sue-ellen-lovett-asked-to-leave-restaurants-because-of-guide-dog/story-e6freuzi-1226273120581
http://www.baysidebulletin.com.au/story/1738423/oversight-leads-to-guide-dog-discrimination/?cs=12

I remember discussing this with some friends and one of them said she understood why they were refused service despite the fact that doing so is against the law.

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« Reply #24689 on: December 03, 2013, 05:57:50 PM »
This may have been posted here before, but the self-righteous vegan stories reminded me of the post. It's got to be one of my favorite PAN of all time.

Where the roommate decides to become a vegan, and will no longer tolerate animal products in the shared house:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/06/self-righteous-vegan/
Notice, that says ROOMMATE, not mother, not landlord, not anyone that has any right to demand a roommate change her diet.

Where the same vegan tries to make a cat live on a vegan diet, but the cat does not consent:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/02/05/hard-out-there-for-a-vegan-cat/


I've seen the first one before, but that second one... wow. Thank goodness she took the cat to a vet to find out that a vegan diet would mean starvation for the poor animal. And the language she uses is pretty patronising. "Since you have a primitive diet, would you mind adopting it? Do any of your little meat-eating friends want a cat?" What a great friend to have   ::)

I actually had to discuss with a new dog owner that, although there are *vegetarian* dog food options out there, his best bet was to NOT attempt to transition his new pet to a vegetarian/vegan diet.  Cue discussion about teeth, biology, carnivorous canines, etc.   :o
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