The neighbor who parks in front of our house, thus making M park half a block away half the time. We have ONE vehicle, dude. One. You have two, and one has its own dedicated handicapped spot (his mom's vehicle, not for him... his only handicap is social). M works twelve hour days most days, doing physical work, and after a forty-five minute commute does NOT need to be walking half a block in the cold, lugging various things to the house (lately, in very cold conditions). But, if you're going to continue to deliberately and willfully inconvenience us to this degree... could you at least drop the pretending to be our friend shtick? Be a [REDACTED], don't, I have no control over what you do, but don't blow smoke up the dark place, got it?