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Peaches737:
I have posted before about the stupid silly gifts that my DH and his brother get each other (a chia tree--cow on a stick, kangaroo jerkey, the midnight autobiographies of the Hansen (on?) brothers, etc. , croutons...ceramic man on a beach with his bottom cheecks as salt and pepper shakers....)

I do believe we have outdone ourselves.  Those with tiny babies may have heard of "butt paste"  My sister has a 6 month old and swears it's better than Desitin.

HOWEVER--I married a 13 year old boy.  (so to speak)

(Quoting my 35 yo DH)  "Hee hee--butt paste?  that's not really the name, is it? Hee hee."  (made me point it out to him at CVS) "They can't really call it that?!" (hee hee) "Paste implies that you are adhesing something to something else---what twisted *** is pasting babies to random places??!"  "Why isn't Cildren's Services involved?"

I related the story to a coworker, and she concurred, you guys are weird."

It did have me in a fit of giggles all day, however.

Alida:
Oh this had me rolling!  Leave it to a man to wonder about something like that!

Cyndi:
My dad once joked with my mom that he switched all of her Christmas cookie dough for penis shaped chocolates. She freaked out and checked the fridge to find her cookie dough untouched while my dad and I fell over ourselves to run away from her. She threw tinfoil at us and we both hid in my room until she stopped threatening to behead us with an ice cream scoop.

Fabrashamx:
Super Fly Monkey. He's superfly. He goes 50 feet into the air and he screams the whole way. I want one LOL

http://www.buysuperflymonkey.com/?Click=2256

The Butt/Face towel. I am giving 3 of these as gifts this year, hahaha!

http://www.stupid.com/stat/BTFC.html


~Fabby  8)

Suze:
hmmm - butt paste -- maybe you could use it to paste the pants on to those men who leave there pants so low their "butt crack" hangs out?

Suze

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