Gag gifts

[Peaches737]

I have posted before about the stupid silly gifts that my DH and his brother get each other (a chia tree--cow on a stick, kangaroo jerkey, the midnight autobiographies of the Hansen (on?) brothers, etc. , croutons...ceramic man on a beach with his bottom cheecks as salt and pepper shakers....)

I do believe we have outdone ourselves.  Those with tiny babies may have heard of "butt paste"  My sister has a 6 month old and swears it's better than Desitin.

HOWEVER--I married a 13 year old boy.  (so to speak)

(Quoting my 35 yo DH)  "Hee hee--butt paste?  that's not really the name, is it? Hee hee."  (made me point it out to him at CVS) "They can't really call it that?!" (hee hee) "Paste implies that you are adhesing something to something else---what twisted *** is pasting babies to random places??!"  "Why isn't Cildren's Services involved?"

I related the story to a coworker, and she concurred, you guys are weird."

It did have me in a fit of giggles all day, however.

[Alida]

Oh this had me rolling!  Leave it to a man to wonder about something like that!

[Cyndi]

My dad once joked with my mom that he switched all of her Christmas cookie dough for penis shaped chocolates. She freaked out and checked the fridge to find her cookie dough untouched while my dad and I fell over ourselves to run away from her. She threw tinfoil at us and we both hid in my room until she stopped threatening to behead us with an ice cream scoop.

[Fabrashamx]

Super Fly Monkey. He's superfly. He goes 50 feet into the air and he screams the whole way. I want one LOL

http://www.buysuperflymonkey.com/?Click=2256

The Butt/Face towel. I am giving 3 of these as gifts this year, hahaha!

http://www.stupid.com/stat/BTFC.html


~Fabby 

[Suze]

hmmm - butt paste -- maybe you could use it to paste the pants on to those men who leave there pants so low their "butt crack" hangs out?

Suze

[kkl123]

Ah, well, Duluth Trading offers something they call "crack spackle" --
an extra-long t-shirt in a bucket that looks remarkably like a bucket of drywall mud.

When I was in college, a fairly common gag gift was a G-string -- from a guitar.

[freakyfemme]

My dad once joked with my mom that he switched all of her Christmas cookie dough for penis shaped chocolates. She freaked out and checked the fridge to find her cookie dough untouched while my dad and I fell over ourselves to run away from her. She threw tinfoil at us and we both hid in my room until she stopped threatening to behead us with an ice cream scoop.

When I went to Italy with the band in grade 11, a bunch of us chipped in for penis-shaped pasta as a birthday gift for our band director.  At the end of the year, she made a pasta salad out of it and served it at the annual OAC barbecue, for graduating students.  Since I wasn't graduating that year, I didn't go, but one of my older friends told me about it later.

[ginlyn32]

I HAVE to get my mom some hummingbird nector!

Last summer, when we were in Indiana visiting our families. My folks live way out in the country and we noticed that she had some hummingbirds flying around. So My DH buys her a feeder and some nector. Ok...well, a couple of months later I find out that she ran out of nector. So I told her that she can make it herself. 1 cup of water and 1 cup of sugar. She never does!

So when she came down for Thanksgiving, DH teased her horribly about how she was starving the poor birds. Sooooo.....she's getting a couple of boxes of nector!!!

Ginger

[smarterthanu213]

hmmm - butt paste -- maybe you could use it to paste the pants on to those men who leave there pants so low their "butt crack" hangs out?

Suze

Oh! I need some of that!!! My SO's best friend's butt crack hangs out every time he bends over. I am SO getting him a tube for Christmas!!! Although, as someone else mentioned, butt spackle would be better.

[Suze]

hmmm - butt paste -- maybe you could use it to paste the pants on to those men who leave there pants so low their "butt crack" hangs out?

Suze

Oh! I need some of that!!! My SO's best friend's butt crack hangs out every time he bends over. I am SO getting him a tube for Christmas!!! Although, as someone else mentioned, butt spackle would be better.

Maybe you need both -- one to spackle the offending crack and the other to "paste" the pants up over the top of it.

Kinda like when you wallpaper a room with a crack in it --- first you fill the crack and then you paste the paper up.

[Xanthia, Maker of fine Tin-foil hats since 2007]

Super Fly Monkey. He's superfly. He goes 50 feet into the air and he screams the whole way. I want one LOL

http://www.buysuperflymonkey.com/?Click=2256

The Butt/Face towel. I am giving 3 of these as gifts this year, hahaha!

http://www.stupid.com/stat/BTFC.html


~Fabby 

I gave a few of those out last year and still have one in my closet waiting for a special someone (the butt/face towel that is )  so you know thay also make Butt/Face soap...BAWHHHHH HHAAAH HAAAAHHH

[Lunadiana75]

Well, a bunch of PCV"s and I are getting together for a holiday party and having a gift exchange.  We all put a limit on the Ron (money) spent on the gist.  I couldn't resist.  I bought socks and underwear (super warm socks, it gets cold here, and a pair of boxers.  I also threw in a warm hat).  I figure it jusn't isn't christmas unless someone gets socks and underwear.

In fact, ti's a running joke between my Mom, my Bro and myself.  To this day (we are both in our 30's) our Mother gets us socks and underwear every Christmas as a gag.

When I was leaving for the Peace Corps, and I knew I would be in Romania, I told my Mom "No, really, this year I honestly do want socks and underwear, I'll need them".  She bought me lovely wool socks and a pair of very nice silk long johns.  But, we still got a good laugh out of it.

[kingsrings]

Years ago, I worked at Dairy Queen. We had the two kinds of cone dip, chocolate and butterscotch, stored in big metal cans, each labeled. One time someone couldn't fit the whole name on the label on the butterscotch dip, so they abbreviated it, quite innocently, I'm sure. It read: Butt. dip

[hobish]

Super Fly Monkey. He's superfly. He goes 50 feet into the air and he screams the whole way. I want one LOL

http://www.buysuperflymonkey.com/?Click=2256


~Fabby 

I have a superfly monkey! My friend Kelli saw it somewhere, and since i am a monkey freak she got it for me. He really only flies about 20 feet, but he is hilarious. I love his little scream; it makes me laugh every time.