I had a story from last night about someone's first bean dip I just had to share. I have a friend online who is fed up with his best friend and his best friend's girlfriend.
[BG] My friend and his bff's gf do not like each other (that's a bit of an understatement) and he is tired of hearing his friend complain to him about his gf, getting his hopes up that his friend might leave the girl, then having the friend go back like nothing was wrong. This happens all the time. [/BG]
I listened to his problems with it then I enlighted him to the greatness that is bean dipping. After I explained what it was he vowed that the next time his friend tried to complain to him about his gf he would bean dip him, as his bff obviously didn't really want advice, just to vent, and my friend was tired of getting his hopes up for nothing.
Fast forward to last night's convo:
Him: So I bean dipped bff today.
Me: Yay, I love that you remembered that! How did it work?
Him: Well....not exactly how I planned it to. He was kinda blah blah gf this blah blah, and I just blurted out "How about the bean dip?!"
Me: rofl, well...I guess that kinda works too
Him: yeah, all I could remember was bean dip, I couldn't really remember how to execute it.
Me: well, on the bright side that probably did change the convo right?
Him: idk, he looked at me with a funny look and said "what?!" so I just said "BEAN DIP!" in a kinda duh! way and walked off.
I couldn't help but laugh, at least he tried.