A. I occasionally work at my old high school. Even knowing what I know now, you couldn't pay me enough to go back as a student.
B. I look much younger than I am, enough so that if I appeared in said high school hallways without my ID, other teachers would ask me for my hall pass. One would think that my fashion choices (far different from those of a student's!) would have given me away, but apparently not.
C. For any adult, speaking to another adult, in front of the second adult's offspring: Unless that offspring is incapable of speaking for herself, please direct any and all questions regarding said offspring TO THAT OFFSPRING. It is among my biggest pet peeves when I'm out with my mother and we run into someone she knows, and that person asks, "And how old is your daughter now?" as if I'm not even standing there. (StormwingMom is really good about that, usually going, "She's right there, why don't you ask her?")