I followed someone on Twitter yesterday, and she proceeded to ask a bunch of pushy questions. I think (from viewing her other comments) that she's nice but socially clueless.
This morning I get a private message from her: can I do her a favor? Nothing more than that. I write back that it depends on what the favor is. She writes me again and says she wants me to call her friend who wants to write a novel. I write back that if she sends me her friend's email address, it would be easier to share tips and websites and such. Also that with four kids, I have little time to speak on the phone.
She writes back with that she really wants me to call her friend.
I wrote back and said I'm sorry, but that wouldn't be possible. It's email or nothing, but here's the website for the Snowflake Method if she prefers that.
Can't wait to see what happens next.