Yesterday I had minor surgery on my foot. This was the 4th and hopefully last procedure.
In the first 3 times they used local anesthesia. The plan for this time was to be a more powerful nerve block of the foot.
The anesthesiologist didn't want to do this and gave me a choice of general anesthesia or an epidural.
I am scared of epidurals so I chose general.
I submit this unexpected over - medicated condition as an exhibit in my defense.
As I was getting dressed to leave. I knew I was loopy, so I took extra time with things.
"Both socks on? Check. Everything in the bag? Check" and so on.
All was good and my friend came to pick me up. I stayed with them overnight.
Shortly after I started .moving around a bit, my pants started to feel...weird.
It felt like my underwear was crooked and my pant leg was cold and damp.
I tried to shift things around and discreetly checked to see if I had sat in something wet. Nope
This went on for a couple of hours until I finally slipped off to the washroom.
Which was where I discovered that while dressing I had tangled up in one of the padded blue medical towels. It was currently half stuffed into my underwear and the rest was wrapped around my leg.
I blame the drugs. That's all I can say!!!