I overheard a woman tell another woman that she didn't know ducks could fly (this was shortly after witnessing a duck fly into a tree).
Dazi, I know this post was months ago, but when I read the parenthetical phrase, I had a mental image of a duck face-planting into the side of a tree. Which sounds like something Daffy Duck would do, and was pretty funny in its own right.
My own is a former co-worker who was suffering a terrible bout of sinus issues. He said, "It's times like this a man finds out what he's made of. (Pause) Apparently, a lot of snot."
DH and I giggle over that any time either of us has sinus issues.