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KimberlyM

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #6495 on: February 04, 2016, 11:05:24 AM »
Since I have a jar of coconut oil in my bathroom (I use it on my skin) I decided to give the oil pulling thing a shot.  My coconut oil is pretty much always solid, but I figured since it takes less than a second to turn to liquid on my skin it would quickly change in my mouth.  Not sure how long it would have taken because I made it less than 10 seconds before I started gagging and running for the toilet.  Apparently oil pulling is not for me!

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« Reply #6496 on: February 04, 2016, 11:28:14 AM »
This one is sad and gross - an employee of a local grocery store was killed when she fell/was pulled into the industrial mixer. I've used my home kitchen aid enough to imagine exactly what happened to her and it's horrifying.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #6497 on: February 04, 2016, 11:43:27 AM »
This one is sad and gross - an employee of a local grocery store was killed when she fell/was pulled into the industrial mixer. I've used my home kitchen aid enough to imagine exactly what happened to her and it's horrifying.

I hate having a sometimes inappropriately dark sense of humor. Not that I laughed at this... but my mind immediately formulated a joke for what is indeed not a laughing matter.
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« Reply #6498 on: February 04, 2016, 11:58:49 AM »
That is the flip side... there are some incredibly funny and wildly inappropriate jokes to be made, because it is a weird way to die. Maybe you can share yours on the things you shouldn't laugh at thread?
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #6499 on: February 04, 2016, 12:00:41 PM »
This one is sad and gross - an employee of a local grocery store was killed when she fell/was pulled into the industrial mixer. I've used my home kitchen aid enough to imagine exactly what happened to her and it's horrifying.

That poor, poor woman... :(
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #6500 on: February 04, 2016, 06:16:01 PM »
I got my conch pierced on 01/26. On 01/29, Little Man kneed me in that ear. It swelled up to about 3x the normal size. My ear was a pretty shade of pink/red/purple. I went to the piercer to get a longer bar put in. A variety of tools were used. It puffed up even more and so much oozy fluid came out she was a little surprised. She said it'd be really crusty and oozy for a few days. I have not been disappointed. Fortunately, my ear is back to normal size and the gunk has let up. I'm a little disappointed, it's strangely satisfying digging crusties out. :-D But I'm glad my ear is normal sized and colored again.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #6501 on: February 04, 2016, 09:37:24 PM »
Since I have a jar of coconut oil in my bathroom (I use it on my skin) I decided to give the oil pulling thing a shot.  My coconut oil is pretty much always solid, but I figured since it takes less than a second to turn to liquid on my skin it would quickly change in my mouth.  Not sure how long it would have taken because I made it less than 10 seconds before I started gagging and running for the toilet.  Apparently oil pulling is not for me!
I tossed my cookies too when I tried it solid (probably should have mentioned that, sorry  :-[). That's why I warmed it up and added just enough sunflower oil to keep it liquid. It doesn't bother me that way as long as I only use a teaspoon at a time.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #6502 on: February 05, 2016, 03:31:34 AM »
I got my conch pierced on 01/26. On 01/29, Little Man kneed me in that ear. It swelled up to about 3x the normal size. My ear was a pretty shade of pink/red/purple. I went to the piercer to get a longer bar put in. A variety of tools were used. It puffed up even more and so much oozy fluid came out she was a little surprised. She said it'd be really crusty and oozy for a few days. I have not been disappointed. Fortunately, my ear is back to normal size and the gunk has let up. I'm a little disappointed, it's strangely satisfying digging crusties out. :-D But I'm glad my ear is normal sized and colored again.

I really, really need to see pictures of this.   >:D
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #6503 on: February 05, 2016, 07:23:15 AM »
Since I have a jar of coconut oil in my bathroom (I use it on my skin) I decided to give the oil pulling thing a shot.  My coconut oil is pretty much always solid, but I figured since it takes less than a second to turn to liquid on my skin it would quickly change in my mouth.  Not sure how long it would have taken because I made it less than 10 seconds before I started gagging and running for the toilet.  Apparently oil pulling is not for me!
I tossed my cookies too when I tried it solid (probably should have mentioned that, sorry  :-[). That's why I warmed it up and added just enough sunflower oil to keep it liquid. It doesn't bother me that way as long as I only use a teaspoon at a time.

This is why you should finish reading a thread before heading for the stash of coconut oil!

*Slooshing away as I type [hey, I'm a woman, I can multitask 8)]*

I'm desperate enough about my post nasal drip (and the gag reflex it triggers...  and then the vomitting) that I'll try anything.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #6504 on: February 05, 2016, 07:37:32 PM »
Since I have a jar of coconut oil in my bathroom (I use it on my skin) I decided to give the oil pulling thing a shot.  My coconut oil is pretty much always solid, but I figured since it takes less than a second to turn to liquid on my skin it would quickly change in my mouth.  Not sure how long it would have taken because I made it less than 10 seconds before I started gagging and running for the toilet.  Apparently oil pulling is not for me!
I tossed my cookies too when I tried it solid (probably should have mentioned that, sorry  :-[). That's why I warmed it up and added just enough sunflower oil to keep it liquid. It doesn't bother me that way as long as I only use a teaspoon at a time.

Thank you for the heads up.  I was going to dig out a spoonful and try it.  Instead add sunflower oil, warm a little and avoid gagging.
This is why you should finish reading a thread before heading for the stash of coconut oil!

*Slooshing away as I type [hey, I'm a woman, I can multitask 8)]*

I'm desperate enough about my post nasal drip (and the gag reflex it triggers...  and then the vomitting) that I'll try anything.