To lighten the mood, since Up: Haha(mechanical voice) it's funny 'cause the squirrel gets dead.
Mine, to beandip: "Oh my, look at what the guinea pigs are doing!!"
I'm a pretty big guinea pig nut, a predilection of mine that absolutely nobody
understands, at all. Basically, everyone who knows me for more than a day knows that I luuuuuurve guinea pigs, and am likely to go on about them if I'm bored and they let me. They have a tendency to keep a consistent eye one me, as I am the Queen of the Refrigerator, and so they also stare at me randomly when they can spot me talking excitedly.
So when my mom visits/my husband starts putting his foot in it/my sister takes up a horrible subject I just raise my voice a little and go "Oh my, look at what the guinea pigs are doing!!". This gets me 3 guinea pigs staring at me, my family inwardly going "dear lord, not the guinea pigs again." and trying to figure out what they did to make me excited, and a consistently successful change of subject.
I love these people, they know me very well, and they love me. More than that they are all under the impression that I am quite intelligent (go to uni, get top marks), except when it comes to the guinea pigs. None of them have caught on that I do this on purpose. I've been getting away with this since I was 5...