This is a hoot
. I could imagine it being real. Some folks want things just so and expect others to follow their directions. But I'm not saying anything we don't already know, heh.
I like how one group, with the woman who's now married and at the adult-level, is only demanded to bring an hors d'oeuvre, such as a veggie tray with dip. And not a large one at that. What size then? Okay, two celery sticks, three baby carrots, a small broccoli floret and one of those little rectangle-shaped packets of ranch. Got it. Though the very next family somehow got saddled with bringing a dish each of stuffing (minus the meat), quarts of mashed squash, and a proscuitto pinwheel, and oh yeah a pie knife.
If I were so lucky to be included in this gathering's Thanksgiving, and decided to attend I don't think I could follow this person's demands to the letter. I would have to make some sort of change and bring simply what I wished to. And have it wrapped entirely in foil.