I am Don'tKnow A. ThingAboutCrafts. Even though I work in the craft store, how the hang am I supposed to know about any of this stuff. Just what is a scrapbook, anyway? A book about scraps? No, I don't know where the sequins are located. You'll have to ask my brother, Don'tCare A. ThingAboutCrafts. He's wandering in the aisles somewhere.
Who, me? No, I don't know where the sequins are. Read my nametag. I'm Don'tCare A. ThingAboutCrafts. Why don't you ask the other worker wandering in the aisles? Her name is WhyThe H. R. YouBotheringMe?
Sequins? What are sequins? I don't know, look on the aisle that has that fuzzy stuff. I don't know what the fuzzy stuff is either. Read my name tag. I'm WhyThe H. R. YouBotheringMe? Gotta go, it's time for my break.
And the moral of the story, dear children, is, if you want to know something about crafts, ask Scritzy, who doesn't work in the store but at least knows what she's doing.