Okay, since no one else seems to want to play (I know this is harder than the Clod Challenge), I think I'll take another turn:
Today is my daughter Tziphaknee's birthday. I'm having a birthday party for her, and inviting her entire kindergarten class, yes, EVEN that smelly little boy who eats paste, what's his name? Well, it doesn't matter, I invited him, so I'm not being rude, right? Hold on a second, the phone's ringing. Who could that be? Oh, it's Mrs. Smith, the mother of Tziphaknee's little friend Bryttknee. What's that, Mrs. Smith? When should you drop Bryttknee off? Oh, around......noon-ish, I guess. When should you pick her up? I think about three, or maybe four or five......just, whenever the kids get bored, you know? Tell you what, why don't you just stay at home all day and watch your soaps and eat bonbons like you do every day (after all, that's what *I* do every day), and I'll call you and let you know.
Ring, ring!!! Oh, look, it's the phone again. This time it's little Madi'Szynne's mother (yes, that's pronounced "Madison"--don't you LOVE those creative spellings?) What's that? Madi'Szynne is allergic to red food dye? Well, I think she'll be fine, I got one of those Disney cakes, and I'll just make a mental note not to give her a piece of Ariel's hair. The fruit punch should be fine for her too, I mean, I know it's bright red, but it's called FRUIT punch, not RED FOOD DYE punch, right? Fruit is good for kids, so don't worry about that either. What activities will the kids be doing all afternoon? Well, you know.....I didn't really give it much thought, I thought they could just play outside on Tziphaknee's jungle gym and trampoline, and then we'd have cake and ice cream around two. It's okay though, I bought LOTS of candy to tide them over until cake time, so the little darlings won't get hungry. Will I be supervising? Well, I'll be THERE, won't I? After all, it's my house, I live there, I suppose that's inevitable. Does the trampoline have an enclosure? Umm, no, why would I pay the extra money for that? My cousin Doris from UltraMegaMart cut me a deal on the trampoline, and she said she could give me the enclosure for just fifty dollars on top of that, but that'd cut into my bonbon money, dontchaknow? Anyway, after cake, I thought the kids could watch a movie from our collection, we have ever so many titles to choose from. We have all THREE volumes of "Scantily Clad Sorority Girls Who Go Insane At the Full Moon and Stab People to Death," not to mention "Xtreme Daredevil Stunts," and ooh, hey, what's this? The South Park Movie!!! That's perfect, it's a cartoon.....kids love cartoons, I think we'll watch that. Anyway, thanks for calling, have a great day, and we'll see little Madi'Szynne at the party!!!