I see what you did there!
I just remembered going to a friend's party and meeting a guy named Nimrod ("Nim" to his friends).
He should claim to be called Nimby and refuse to ever enter anyone's back garden.
At a park a couple of days ago, I heard a mom hollering "Ireland, it's time to go home!". Ireland? Ookay.
In the UK, there's a woman called Katie Hopkins who was on The Apprentice a few years back. I don't think she won, but she's so out there
that the media insists on paying her attention. She's good for a controversial quote, for one thing.
Anyway, her latest gaffe was going on one of the morning TV shows and claiming that she won't allow her daughter to play with any child that she doesn't like (read: looks down on) the name of. One of the items on the "No" list was anyone named after a place.
"Hang on" said one of the hosts. "Your daughter is called India."
"Yes", said KH, but she wasn't named after a place.
The host spoke for everyone watching when she face palmed.