I worked Child Support a number of years ago. Some of the "winning" names were
*Damage and Savage (twin boys)
*Lemonjello and Orangejello (No, this is NOT an urban legend. This was their name according to court documents)
*Porsche, Mercedes and Fiat.
*Jack Daniel and Tangeray (sp?)
And my personal "favorite"...
Sy'phylis. The mother of the child pronouncd it "see-FY-lis" but you all know how we pronounced it