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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17310 on: March 29, 2013, 08:41:56 AM »
As a long time Beany Malone fan, I think Beany's son is called Mister because he was originally referred to as the Little Mister.  Either Martie Malone or Carlton's Uncle Matt gave him the nickname.

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« Reply #17311 on: March 29, 2013, 08:25:00 PM »
As a long time Beany Malone fan, I think Beany's son is called Mister because he was originally referred to as the Little Mister.  Either Martie Malone or Carlton's Uncle Matt gave him the nickname.

Elizabeth's son was originally called Little Mister by Mrs. No-Complaint (the housekeeper) because they couldn't decide on a name for him (Martin Donald or Donald Martin.  He became Martin Donald and was called Little Martie).  James William Buell was called Little Mister by the ice-cream man because he waited politely for his turn.  The Mister stuck.
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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17312 on: March 29, 2013, 08:26:52 PM »
Not so much a baby name disaster but more of a "What?" I just remembered one of my fellow students has a son... we'll say his name is John. John is also his fathers name. She hates her son's father, and so he doesn't get called by John anymore. What does she call him? Mister.

Perhaps she is a fan of the Beany Malone series by Lenora Mattingly Weber.  Beany's son (named James William) was called "Mister" because he was an extremely polite child.

No...it was cause she hated John and couldn't change her son's name because he was already too old so she resorted to calling him Mister.

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« Reply #17313 on: March 29, 2013, 08:39:55 PM »
Not so much a baby name disaster but more of a "What?" I just remembered one of my fellow students has a son... we'll say his name is John. John is also his fathers name. She hates her son's father, and so he doesn't get called by John anymore. What does she call him? Mister.

Perhaps she is a fan of the Beany Malone series by Lenora Mattingly Weber.  Beany's son (named James William) was called "Mister" because he was an extremely polite child.

No...it was cause she hated John and couldn't change her son's name because he was already too old so she resorted to calling him Mister.

Darn.  It would have fit this site so much better if it was because of his manners. 

I have heard of other people who had their names changed as children (Gerald Ford and Newt Gingrich being two of them).  Have the laws changed that much?
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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17314 on: March 29, 2013, 08:43:31 PM »
Not so much a baby name disaster but more of a "What?" I just remembered one of my fellow students has a son... we'll say his name is John. John is also his fathers name. She hates her son's father, and so he doesn't get called by John anymore. What does she call him? Mister.

Perhaps she is a fan of the Beany Malone series by Lenora Mattingly Weber.  Beany's son (named James William) was called "Mister" because he was an extremely polite child.

No...it was cause she hated John and couldn't change her son's name because he was already too old so she resorted to calling him Mister.

Darn.  It would have fit this site so much better if it was because of his manners. 

I have heard of other people who had their names changed as children (Gerald Ford and Newt Gingrich being two of them).  Have the laws changed that much?

No idea on that one.

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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17315 on: March 29, 2013, 11:19:02 PM »
Not so much a baby name disaster but more of a "What?" I just remembered one of my fellow students has a son... we'll say his name is John. John is also his fathers name. She hates her son's father, and so he doesn't get called by John anymore. What does she call him? Mister.

Perhaps she is a fan of the Beany Malone series by Lenora Mattingly Weber.  Beany's son (named James William) was called "Mister" because he was an extremely polite child.

No...it was cause she hated John and couldn't change her son's name because he was already too old so she resorted to calling him Mister.

Darn.  It would have fit this site so much better if it was because of his manners. 

I have heard of other people who had their names changed as children (Gerald Ford and Newt Gingrich being two of them).  Have the laws changed that much?

No idea on that one.
In some places you have a certain amount of time to change a baby's name at no cost.  In Maryland that time is one year.  After that, you must pay a legal fee, if I understand it correctly.  Also, try telling a toddler that his name isn't Johnnie anymore, and now his name is Jason.  ::)
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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17316 on: March 30, 2013, 06:19:16 AM »
Newest member of my family -- Maximus middlename lastname.

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« Reply #17317 on: March 30, 2013, 08:53:33 AM »
Max is #32 on the UK charts for boys names, so I don't think the full version of it is really all that weird (which is #200). It means "the greatest" so maybe they have big plans for kiddo ;)
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« Reply #17318 on: March 30, 2013, 10:27:44 AM »
Bad names--I used to collect them just for the ... 'you gotta be kidding me' factor.  Of course, now that I work w/ hospital medical records, I see a *lot* of names that make me want to say to the parents "what were you smoking?"

But these are names from my lists of 'bad baby names' culled from newspaper birth announcements:
Shy’Mani J’Ana Shaprieka
Zyonaha Amari-Uynque (not only is she unique, but we can’t spell it)

For some reason, the girls always seemed to get the far more weird names.

Another one that made my list, not because the names were bad on their own, was because these are just *HORRIBLE* names to give to twins: Emma Elizabeth & Emily Rose (let's sentence them to a lifetime of hearing "oh, here come the M&Ms")   To be honest, I think both names are pretty, but just not for siblings, and especially not twins.


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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17319 on: April 02, 2013, 04:11:12 PM »
Here's one I just saw on Pinterest: Baleigh. ???



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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17320 on: April 02, 2013, 05:50:12 PM »
Here's one I just saw on Pinterest: Baleigh. ???
I though that was pretty common?

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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17321 on: April 02, 2013, 05:50:19 PM »
Here's one I just saw on Pinterest: Baleigh. ???

Bailey?  I see Buh-Lee, though.

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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17322 on: April 02, 2013, 07:44:19 PM »
Here's one I just saw on Pinterest: Baleigh. ???

Bailey?  I see Buh-Lee, though.

I see Buh-Lay.  Which leads to lots of obnoxious rock-climbing jokes.
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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17323 on: April 03, 2013, 12:27:12 AM »
Spotted in newspaper:

Xenuschke

um....  ???
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Re: Baby Names - You're kidding Right???
« Reply #17324 on: April 03, 2013, 01:09:10 AM »
Before they married DS2 made DIL promise that their daughter would be named Roma. Not bad, it actually goes with the last name.

If they had twin sons...yes, you guessed it, Romulus and Remus.  Fortunately twins don't run in the family.

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