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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1515 on: October 23, 2015, 12:41:47 PM »
My DS, who's almost 2, has a Dora the Explorer talking book.  One of her catch phrases is "Let's go! Vamonos!"  He hears it a little differently and has started saying "Let's go! Bananas!"


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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1516 on: November 03, 2015, 09:02:42 PM »
I asked DS what he wanted for breakfast on Halloween.
DS: Me want Mac 'n Cheese!
Me: I was thinking a breakfast food. Like waffles.
DS: You have two hands.
Me: What?
DS:Two hands. One stir Mac n' Cheese. (Pantomimes stirring left hand.) One make waffles. (Stirring with right hand.) See? All happy. You make Mac 'n Cheese lemme know.

After a fit of laughter I made macaroni and cheese. It was a holiday and I had asked for his vote, after all. When I called him to breakfast...

DS: you make waffles?
Me: No.
DS: Eggs, mom? Really???? (Big sigh)
Me: No son, I only made Mac 'n Cheese.
DS: Wow! Okay!
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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1517 on: November 04, 2015, 08:18:55 AM »
 :D :D :D


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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1518 on: November 04, 2015, 10:57:06 AM »
My granddaughter who is 4, wanted to color. I handed her the colored pencils and found a hiding white one. She said grammar that one doesn't work.


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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1519 on: Today at 10:44:07 AM »
I present to you a conversation from this morning:

7yo: "Where's my backpack?"
me: "On the hook in the closet where it belongs."
7yo: "I don't know where that is!"
me: "I NOTICED."

She literally spent five minutes pawing through the linen closet (which I had JUST ORGANIZED, thankyouverymuch) because she didn't know where the "front hall closet" was. The one we've been keeping coats (and backpacks) in her entire life.