I asked DS what he wanted for breakfast on Halloween.
DS: Me want Mac 'n Cheese!
Me: I was thinking a breakfast food. Like waffles.
DS: You have two hands.
DS:Two hands. One stir Mac n' Cheese. (Pantomimes stirring left hand.) One make waffles. (Stirring with right hand.) See? All happy. You make Mac 'n Cheese lemme know.
After a fit of laughter I made macaroni and cheese. It was a holiday and I had asked for his vote, after all. When I called him to breakfast...
DS: you make waffles?
DS: Eggs, mom? Really?
Me: No son, I only made Mac 'n Cheese.
DS: Wow! Okay!