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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3060 on: August 31, 2012, 09:56:51 AM »
I went camping this past weekend.  When I don't sleep well (i.e. anytime I'm not in my own bed at home), I always have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.  The outhouse was a significant distance from my tent, the washroom even further.

So I took a bucket, with a lid, and set it up in the vestibule of my tent to use as a chamber pot!  The gross part comes in from having to empty it...

What a fantastic idea - I'm so glad I did that.  So instead of being awake from 5-6 am on, I got to go back to sleep until 7-7:30!

And then, when we were leaving, I used the bucket to put some wild leeks in to take home and plant in my garden.  So it was a leak/leek bucket.   ;D
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3061 on: August 31, 2012, 11:34:57 AM »
A few minutes ago I stood on a slug that I hadn't seen on my kitchen floor.  I was wearing thin socks.  It popped, and split in half.  I am SO grossed out.

Ewwww. I am trying not to gag as I read this.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3062 on: August 31, 2012, 11:48:45 AM »
A few minutes ago I stood on a slug that I hadn't seen on my kitchen floor.  I was wearing thin socks.  It popped, and split in half.  I am SO grossed out.

Ewwww. I am trying not to gag as I read this.

I stood there for at least a minute saying "Ohhhhh!  Ewwww!" before I could gather myself  enough to explain to DH what had happened.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3063 on: August 31, 2012, 02:20:09 PM »
I went camping this past weekend.  When I don't sleep well (i.e. anytime I'm not in my own bed at home), I always have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.  The outhouse was a significant distance from my tent, the washroom even further.

So I took a bucket, with a lid, and set it up in the vestibule of my tent to use as a chamber pot!  The gross part comes in from having to empty it...

What a fantastic idea - I'm so glad I did that.  So instead of being awake from 5-6 am on, I got to go back to sleep until 7-7:30!

And then, when we were leaving, I used the bucket to put some wild leeks in to take home and plant in my garden.  So it was a leak/leek bucket.   ;D
Next time, line it with a plastic garbage bag, and put a couple of inches of clumping cat litter in the bottom.  In the morning/just before leaving, remove the bag and toss litter and all.  The cat litter keeps the bag from leaking, and leaves the bucket clean for other uses like taking leeks.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3064 on: August 31, 2012, 02:33:46 PM »
I just dumped the contents in the toilet and rinsed it out in the laundry sink in the washroom.  I figure people were potentially washing diapers in there so as long as I rinsed the sink out, it was fine.

Aside:  This place used to have a beautiful old stone laundry sink.  I still remember my Mom bathing me in that sink, then dressing me in footy pajamas and rubber boots, which were the only thing that fit over the feet.  39 years later, there are still people who remember me tromping across the campsite in that get up, complete with pigtails.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3065 on: August 31, 2012, 05:20:17 PM »
My good friend very wonderfully brought me and Mr. O a bottle of eggnog from Mexico after his vacation. It happened to have real Mexican Tequila in it. I carried it into the house and promptly dropped it on my toe in my tile floor kitchen. I tried to clean it up but was left with a sticky residue that WOULD NOT clean up. The next evening after coming home from work I am greeted with the most horrific smell I have yet to encounter. It's like a mixture of diarrhea and vomit fermented in a soggy basement. I grabbed every cleaner I could find and attacked that floor. It has since gone away thank goodness.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3066 on: September 03, 2012, 10:41:50 PM »
I found a Web forum for nurses with the following thread--199 pages of wonderful grossness:

"What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?"


http://allnurses.com/nursing-humor-share/what-your-most-20151.html

Caution! Almost all of the stories involve bodily effluvia of the smelliest kind. Pus and blood are the least of it.

 

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3067 on: September 03, 2012, 10:50:26 PM »
I found a Web forum for nurses with the following thread--199 pages of wonderful grossness:

"What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?"


http://allnurses.com/nursing-humor-share/what-your-most-20151.html

Caution! Almost all of the stories involve bodily effluvia of the smelliest kind. Pus and blood are the least of it.


If the other 198 pages are anything like the first, oh my!!!  :o ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3068 on: September 04, 2012, 12:33:37 AM »
I was doing okay until I hit the earwax one. Had to close my eyes and swallow hard, and I can usually read ANYTHING!

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3069 on: September 04, 2012, 12:56:57 AM »
The ear wax one didnt get me as bad as the dipping the bread in the barf basin.  :o

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3070 on: September 04, 2012, 01:17:04 PM »
The Cinema Snob has reviewed a revolting bottom-of-the-barrel racist gross-out comedy that is appropriately titled Gross Out, a film so vile and disgusting that the Snob himself warns his viewers and tells them he completely understands if they turn it off after few minutes. And that's coming from a guy who has sat through Bigfoot porn, Cannibal Holocaust, and Salo.

If you're brave enough, watch the extremely NSFW review here.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3071 on: September 04, 2012, 01:38:28 PM »
Is it totally wrong that I'm sitting here eating cookies while reading that nursing thread?   ::)
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3072 on: September 04, 2012, 06:24:05 PM »
Although I might have been able to handle cookies, last night I tried reading the nursing thread while eating homemade shrimp and tomato masala curry and rice...

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3073 on: September 06, 2012, 02:51:52 PM »
I was a little shocked a few minutes ago to see an ad on e-Hell that announced the following:

"LOOKING FOR CAT PARTS?"

... um, no, not really.

But of course, I had to click to find out that Caterpillar Toromont obviously has some devious copy-writers.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3074 on: September 06, 2012, 05:13:08 PM »
Reading the nursing thread and I must have a stomach of steel b/c it's not grossing me out