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alkira6:
Tonsil stones - I only get them on the right side and I can feel them.  If I feel them in the morning I disinfect the round end of my toothbrush and poke at my tonsil until it pops out.  I then gargle like mad until the horrible horrible taste goes away. The smell though, oh! the smell.  I coughed one up on my shirt and had to change because of the smell of death on my chest.

greencat:

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--- Quote from: greencat on December 06, 2012, 11:18:13 PM ---...

Which reminds me of the time my ex and the roommate were cleaning out the overdue cat box...and all I heard from the other room was my roommate howling "EWWWWWWW ERMAHGAWD IT'S IN MY EAR!!!!!!"

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On the one hand, I'm laughing. On the other, I don't want to know how it happened!

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I never did get a straight answer on that one - my ex was puking (fortunately, straight into the trash can the cat box was being emptied into) and my roommate had turned the shower on and stuck his head under it, and when I asked them later they never could adequate explain the physics behind it - partly because both of them would promptly start gagging when they started trying to talk about it.   >:D

Lady Snowdon:
I have one from work last week.  I work with folks on short term disability, so a lot of fairly gross things come across our desks and I thought I was pretty hardened.  I thought wrong.  Our nurse told us this one.  It's tragic and sad and totally gross.  Be warned.




A lady was attempting to commit suicide, and chose the method of putting a gun in her mouth.  Except, as she was starting to pull the trigger, she sneezed, which altered the gun's trajectory.  It apparently traveled through her sinus cavity and hit one of her eyes before exiting.  I don't know where exactly the bullet exited, since I was dealing with the mental image of a bullet going through someone's sinus cavities and trying to remind myself that I really did want to eat lunch that day.

Yeah.  I'm really not as tough as I like to think I am; a very cowardly part of me is glad this lady is not my client, and so I do not have to deal with her and figure out how you react to that story. 

RegionMom:
So in a weird way, she sneezed her brains out?
eeewwwwwwwwww...

Reika:

--- Quote from: RegionMom on December 10, 2012, 06:55:24 PM ---So in a weird way, she sneezed her brains out?
eeewwwwwwwwww...

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Or at least an eye...

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