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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4125 on: July 29, 2013, 09:06:50 PM »
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I would be the donkey's hind end that would inform said waitress that she needed a wardrobe check.

As would I, but I don't think I could have been polite about it.  That's not a wardrobe malfunction and thus doesn't need to be treated with the delicacy one would deserve, IMO. 
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4126 on: July 29, 2013, 09:43:47 PM »
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Because it's my toe.

At least it wasn't my actual foot this time, but I really wish I'd stop breaking.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4127 on: July 30, 2013, 12:26:53 AM »
I would offer, in the waitress's defense, that I have previously found myself in a situation where my menstrual flow rendered my underwear unusable and in the garbage can or a plastic bag following an unexpected start or structural failure of feminine hygiene products - although I have never, ever, ever, ended up commando in a short skirt, because quite frankly I refuse to wear anything besides black pants during that time of the month. 

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4128 on: July 30, 2013, 05:29:37 AM »
Two of my coworkers told me this one this morning.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4129 on: July 30, 2013, 07:20:55 AM »
I would offer, in the waitress's defense, that I have previously found myself in a situation where my menstrual flow rendered my underwear unusable and in the garbage can or a plastic bag following an unexpected start or structural failure of feminine hygiene products - although I have never, ever, ever, ended up commando in a short skirt, because quite frankly I refuse to wear anything besides black pants during that time of the month.

My thought is, if she knew she was wearing a short skirt and had to go commando for whatever the reason (I, too, have had Aunt Flo ruin underwear), she would ask her boss to go home ESPECIALLY because she works in food service!  That's where I get to that it isn't a wardrobe malfunction.  It is easily fixable by not staying at work or at the very least staying away from the public until the situation could be fixed.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4130 on: July 30, 2013, 09:16:30 AM »
If I were in such a situation, I would at least avoid bending over until I could refresh my wardrobe.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4131 on: July 30, 2013, 09:24:04 AM »
I'd be grabbing a cloth napkin and some string and making a breechclout, if I couldn't go home.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4132 on: July 30, 2013, 09:29:42 AM »
I'm with Outdoor Girl.

The above situation is why I keep a go bag in my car with a gym outfit just in case.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4133 on: July 30, 2013, 10:07:53 AM »
Whilst showering this morning, I discovered a large and slightly large lump with a dark purple almost black center.  Three ingrown hairs and a white plug later, the purple turned out to be blood...lots of it.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4134 on: July 30, 2013, 11:06:08 AM »
I would offer, in the waitress's defense, that I have previously found myself in a situation where my menstrual flow rendered my underwear unusable and in the garbage can or a plastic bag following an unexpected start or structural failure of feminine hygiene products - although I have never, ever, ever, ended up commando in a short skirt, because quite frankly I refuse to wear anything besides black pants during that time of the month.

My thought is, if she knew she was wearing a short skirt and had to go commando for whatever the reason (I, too, have had Aunt Flo ruin underwear), she would ask her boss to go home ESPECIALLY because she works in food service!  That's where I get to that it isn't a wardrobe malfunction.  It is easily fixable by not staying at work or at the very least staying away from the public until the situation could be fixed.

I learned the hard way to keep a spare pair of underwear in my desk drawer, but that probably isn't convenient for a waitress.  All the same, I'd have done something, anything other than that.  Even drug stores sell a few pairs of underwear. 

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4135 on: July 30, 2013, 11:38:55 AM »
I would offer, in the waitress's defense, that I have previously found myself in a situation where my menstrual flow rendered my underwear unusable and in the garbage can or a plastic bag following an unexpected start or structural failure of feminine hygiene products - although I have never, ever, ever, ended up commando in a short skirt, because quite frankly I refuse to wear anything besides black pants during that time of the month.

My thought is, if she knew she was wearing a short skirt and had to go commando for whatever the reason (I, too, have had Aunt Flo ruin underwear), she would ask her boss to go home ESPECIALLY because she works in food service!  That's where I get to that it isn't a wardrobe malfunction.  It is easily fixable by not staying at work or at the very least staying away from the public until the situation could be fixed.

I learned the hard way to keep a spare pair of underwear in my desk drawer, but that probably isn't convenient for a waitress.  All the same, I'd have done something, anything other than that.  Even drug stores sell a few pairs of underwear.

Ah, I did not think of this type of scenario. It makes sense as to why someone would end up without underwear. But I agree she should have requested an emergency run to the store or something.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4136 on: July 30, 2013, 12:29:41 PM »
Since this is the gross-out thread, I will say this: I wore the thickest pads I could find and still sometimes had to wash the crotch of my panties in the bathroom and dry them as best I could with paper towels or the air hand dryer at work. Wearing no panties is NOT an option, I mean then where does future leakage go? There are no good options!

Although I do know someone who overflowed so bad she had to take her office chair into a shower stall at her workplace (thankfully they had a shower stall) to clean it...

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4137 on: July 30, 2013, 02:14:08 PM »
My grandmother suffered from heavy flows, too.  When I started, she told me a few of her horror stories.  She went to a game (sports).  She came prepared, using primary and secondary protection.  She said when she stood up at the end of the game, she felt clumps slipping out of her and overwhelming both layers of protection.  She was wearing a dress and leakage didn't start until she stood up, so nothing was visible to the casual observer.  However, when she looked back up the bleachers where they had been making slow progress to exit the stadium, she saw red: Red puddle ... trail of red drops ... red puddle ... trail of red drops.  She was embarrassed because the red trail clearly led to her.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4138 on: July 30, 2013, 02:36:22 PM »
Oh, gawd, the leaks. I've had days where DP will get really perturbed with me because I've managed to leave a spot on the (leather, washable) sofa, two places on the bed, and had to mop the bathroom floor, and gone through three pairs of PANTS (and four or five pairs of panties). There's no working out of the home on days like that - you just stay home and stay still. Thankfully, those are very rare, but when they happen, oh, no, there's nothing to do but clean up. I'd hate to have one at work - I would be calling in!

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4139 on: July 30, 2013, 04:09:30 PM »
I had days like that. Luckily at my old job I was wearing rain pants all the time with shorts underneath, so even if I did leak through my protection, panties, and shorts, it wasn't spreading anywhere else. But that was at the grooming salon, and the dogs would seem to hone in on it and pay extra attention to that area. Not at all fun.

Now that I'm back on meds, everything seems to have slowed down a bit. It's actually nearly the last day of this cycle and I've managed to only get a few tiny spots on undies so far! There is hope for me yet.

On to some more grossness, had a pimple coming up from deep on my chin. I had to wait until it came to a head, but when it did, it was epic. I got a few little hard white bits out from down below, and then the blood. There's still a tiny scab, but the whole area is a lot less sore and swollen than before, so I'm pretty sure I got all the nasties out.