I leave my bedroom door open, and the dog (a Boxer, if that matters) usually chooses to sleep on my bed with me. I have a double bed, but it's still a pretty cramped fit at times because she likes to lay cross-ways or diagonally. Last night, it was wonderful. At least, at first. She got on the bed before I did, but she was lying on one side of the bed, leaving more than enough room for me on the other side.
Whose bed is this anyway?
So, when I fell asleep, she was right beside me with her head at the head of the bed. Somehow during the night, she flipped around so that her butt was where her head once was. I found that out the hard way. She let out one of those silent Boxer farts, and it was the fart that woke me up. The smell clung to my hair. I had to wash my hair at 4AM because it smelled like a dog fart.