I had that stomach bug that's been going around. I woke up in the middle of the night to use the restroom. I was sitting there, urinating from my rear end (we've always used that description, too!), and felt the urge to projectile vomit. I leaned forward to grab the trashcan and at that very moment my stomach decided it didn't want to hold anything in it anymore at all. When your stomach tenses to vomit that forcefully, it makes it hard to hold anything in. Because I was bent forward at the waist, I wasn't aimed at the toilet anymore. It sprayed at the toilet lid and splashed up my back and onto the wall. At least the vomit got in the trash can, at least.