I had the best laugh I've had in a long time at work yesterday, from a customer, no less.
Customer puts a 2pack of enemas on the counter. I said, wow, someone is not having a good day. She starts laughing, and says, not for me, my daughter.
We talk back and forth, and I go and hand her the receipt, and she says, I don't need that, I don't think I'll bring those back.
I then pantomime holding a bag on the tip of my finger, arm all the way from my body, and say, Um, excuse me, this didn't work.
Both of us just roared.
Yesterday was a weird day...
I also had a college student studying to be a funeral director, and this one...
Older gentleman maybe 60's paid with all ones. I deadpan "Pole dancing's going well for you?"
He laughs and says, "No, I don't go to bars."
"Ohhhhhh private parties then."
He just shook his head and said, "Well I walked right into that one."