I managed something of a gross out trifecta, probably won't phase most of you, but it did me.
The past few days I've been dealing with either an ugly cold or a mild flu, which involved my nose being severely stuffed up. One of the way I deal with such a thing is drinking plenty of orange juice.
Tonight, the OJ decided to go right through me resulting in poo that smelled like rancid oranges. The reason why I know that it was so unbelievably foul it broke up my nasal congestion resulting in a river of snot coming out.
As if that wasn't enough, the stench was so bad I started to vomit. Thankfully the sink is right next to the toilet so I just had to lean over and the mess was easily washed away by turning on the faucet.
The bathroom is on the opposite end of the apartment from the living room. Mom could smell it out where she was watching tv.
Thank goodness for Fabreeze air freshener. I think the stench would have run us out of the apartment if we had anything less.
On the plus side, while my abdomen isn't happy, the rest of me feels like I purged most of the ickiness out.