Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart

[diesel_darlin]

*looks at greencat with wide eyes and a very interested expression*

Ive GOT to know what lead to this! 

Yeah! Inquiring minds want to know.

I was eating a chicken sandwich in the passenger seat of a car.  The car got rear-ended at a low-speed because a dippy minivan driver was not paying attention.  Somehow the tomato off my sandwich ended up splattered across the instrument panel, which looked a bit crime-scene-y all by itself, and the bite I'd just taken ended up going directions sandwiches are not meant to go.  I didn't realize that immediately - I just felt very uncomfortable for awhile, and then started sneezing out chunks of chicken and bread - very painfully, might I add, as some of the chicken pieces were pretty big.  The triage nurses in the ER said they'd never seen anyone sneeze chicken before 

Oh my. As much as I want to laugh, I realize that it is the result of a car accident, and I feel terrible. 

[Diane AKA Traska]

I'm sitting here having a good chuckle, while typing with a broken pinky from a recent crash.  I think you're good to go. 

[diesel_darlin]

Thanks, Traska, that makes me feel better. 

How is your pinky feeling, by the way?

[Diane AKA Traska]

It's got two pins in it (I've got pictures of those, incidentally), and it's in a cast now.  Luckily, unlike the splint, this one leaves me with some manual dexterity in the left hand.  Thanks for asking! 

[White Dragon]

I have horrible skin conditions - and after years of creams, lotions, etc. I finally had a dermatologist decide it's time to get serious about finding out which problem I really have (psoriasis or eczema). Apparently they are treated the same when they're minor, but when they get this big (palm sized patches all over my legs, etc), they really need to know what it is to treat it. So they did a punch biopsy on my elbow. I made the mistake of looking when she did it.

Pencil eraser sized chunk of my arm. UGH. Need eye bleach.

I watched my doc do that to my toe a few weeks ago. I thought it was cool.
I'm kinda looking forward to a couple of weeks from now when he cuts out the chunk that's the size of my pinky-fingernail. 

[diesel_darlin]

I've been following your pictures! And you're very welcome!

[wonderfullyanonymous]

This truely grossed me out, and I still have a mess to clean up.

The cat on my desk was looking at something behind me, so I looked, and saw one of the other cats wiping his butt on the floor. He ran a few feet, and proceeded to clean his butt, where I could see him. I couldn't chase him to another room, because I was trying really hard to not gag. Yuck!!!

[LadyClaire]

Led here by link hopping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCKh0-vTRAE

How can you let blackheads get this bad? HOW?

I'd have gotten them out long before now..ugh.

[twiggy]

Led here by link hopping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCKh0-vTRAE

How can you let blackheads get this bad? HOW?

DH walked in on me watching this. His reaction: "What is wrong with you Woman?"    and then....."quit looking at my nose"

[Reika]

I was eating a chicken sandwich in the passenger seat of a car.  The car got rear-ended at a low-speed because a dippy minivan driver was not paying attention.  Somehow the tomato off my sandwich ended up splattered across the instrument panel, which looked a bit crime-scene-y all by itself, and the bite I'd just taken ended up going directions sandwiches are not meant to go.  I didn't realize that immediately - I just felt very uncomfortable for awhile, and then started sneezing out chunks of chicken and bread - very painfully, might I add, as some of the chicken pieces were pretty big.  The triage nurses in the ER said they'd never seen anyone sneeze chicken before 

Oh no.

I was trying not to chuckle, but the mental image... Hope you weren't too badly hurt.

[ladyknight1]

Sometimes, I get nauseated when I have a headache. Usually, it is best for me to go ahead and vomit, so I can get it over with. One time, the vomitus came through my sinuses and out my nose. I hurt for a week, even after irrigating with saline.

[wonderfullyanonymous]

DH walked in on me watching this. His reaction: "What is wrong with you Woman?" 

DF says this to me often. *Laughing*

[greencat]

I was eating a chicken sandwich in the passenger seat of a car.  The car got rear-ended at a low-speed because a dippy minivan driver was not paying attention.  Somehow the tomato off my sandwich ended up splattered across the instrument panel, which looked a bit crime-scene-y all by itself, and the bite I'd just taken ended up going directions sandwiches are not meant to go.  I didn't realize that immediately - I just felt very uncomfortable for awhile, and then started sneezing out chunks of chicken and bread - very painfully, might I add, as some of the chicken pieces were pretty big.  The triage nurses in the ER said they'd never seen anyone sneeze chicken before 

Oh no.

I was trying not to chuckle, but the mental image... Hope you weren't too badly hurt.

Oops!  Sorry - that was the second draft after my computer ate the first one, and I thought I'd put in there that I wasn't injured, just really shaken - and the pain from having part of a chicken sandwich in my sinuses contributed to my decision to head to the ER!

[hermanne]

Led here by link hopping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCKh0-vTRAE

How can you let blackheads get this bad? HOW?

I'd have gotten them out long before now..ugh.

Yeah. They look like someone got road rash last year and never cleaned it out!

[lisat]

I have a Great Pyrenees named Jake. They have a tendency to drool after they drink water. I had taken him to the dog park and when we were leaving he got himself a drink. Jake was on the back seat hanging his head over my shoulder so he could see where we were going when he decided to shake his head. Drool flew over everyplace-ick. The bad part of it was that one particularly long strand flew in my hair and I didn't see it. I stopped off at the gas station and as I was checking out the guy behind the counter was looking at me funny. He mentioned that I had something in my hair and I reached up and felt the drool. So what did I say? Oh Jake  must have put it there. The look on his and the people's faces were shocked and I realized how that sounded. I quickly said that Jake was my dog and pointed him out. Ya couldn't miss seeing him as he is 145 lb dog in a 1972 VW bug.