This morning I got out of bed, put on my slippers and left the room to use the bathroom. Upon exiting my bedroom, my foot went *squish* then *slide*.
Since our floors are not squishy or slippery, I turned on the light to see what I'd stepped in. Apparently, the cat horked right in front of the bedroom door. And I stepped right in it.
Well, my slippers needed a good washing anyway. (I know I could have just rinsed the sole but I decided to just chuck them in to the washer for a good cleaning.)